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Look at all the lake-humpers out there, loving your riposte!

Our fucking lake is bigger than your state,

You created a kinja account just to write that.

Ugh, calling him a “controversial upstart” just because he took a barstool sponsorship for a race is really shitty (the other article you linked is about a completely nonsensical farce.)

There are no rest days when you’re trying to crawl out of the grays for good

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

The Syracuse Orange you glad we not paying you.

“Worst timeline... WITH AUTHORITY!”— Marv Albert

Not for nothing, but Tony Hawk did his on a standard half pipe. Super impressive though! 

Tokyo Drift was shitty, but Han was my favorite character in the series. I’m not interested in Statham’s bullshit redemption tour. NEVER FORGET.

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

As a purist who doesn’t plan on seeing this movie, how do they redeem Shaw, who killed Han but is now apparently one of the good guys?

Fédération Internationale de Basketball Amateur

He looks fine to me!

I don’t know – according to Billy Haisley at Deadspin, the signing doesn’t help Barcelona move forward. On the other hand, Billy Haisley at Deadspin says the signing makes Barça “legitimate contenders, if not favorites, to win the Champions League.” Then again, others think it’s too soon to judge this signing, like…

As a sidenote on that US penalty, if I had been a Sweden fan, I would have been so pissed off by that as that van de Sanden foul on Asslani was a lot harder than that. Although, as a neutral, I guess I’m also pissed as I think Sweden would have given us a more entertaining game as well.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

Weak sauce.

Fake News!