I like that in this world, unicorns ride horses.

Someone misspelled her name "Khole" in a comment yesterday and I decided that she will forevermore be K-Hole Kardashian in my heart.

Amber snatched Khloe bald. Khloe needs some Jamaican black castor oil, Iyanla to fix her life and time to heal and reflect.

I'm not sure how I missed until now that Khloe has an accent over her name, but as judge of things that irritate me personally, I rule that whoever named her loses at everything forever.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

She doesn't owe those fans shit. They booed her because she chose to not sign a bunch of stupid pieces of paper. I'd flip em off too. Who gives a fuck if it's on the red carpet, like that's some sort of rarefied place.

Three things:

Right??? Like there are a bunch of sexual predators out there being like, "Now I'm cool with breaking the law to stalk and assault ladies, but damn this bathroom law is airtight! Guess I'll just have to break and enter into her home to assault her."

I don't know that I've ever heard the "vegetarian = classist" argument before.

Somebody else mentioned this but Gabi isn't even the darkest part of this shit—"On Friday I take [the canaries] out.." WHAT THE FUCK OMG

It's a shame that what the judge decided was that the law was in violation of the legally superior and democratically decided U.S. CONSTITUTION. He talks as if the Judge just MADE UP laws. Hey, if Alabama don't like it, either find a way change the constitution or attempt to succeed and start a civil war. GOOD LUCK!

Judges should absolutely not have to worry about the politics of running for office. Do we really want our judiciary beholden to their campaign contributors?

I have to say that after being induced and having mega-contractions for five or so hours and being refused an epidural by a bitchy nurse with a woo-tastic agenda, my epidural, once I campaigned hard enough and collared another nurse to get it, felt *DELICIOUS.* The needle did not hurt, and the thing itself was like…

Shaaaaaaaaaaaade

GURL. LOOK HOW FUCKING ORANGE YOU LOOK, GURL.

I don't understand this one. It's just a John Boehner selfie on Instagram. How is that shade?

That purse is MARSALA in color, Pantone followers please take note. She is ahead of the curve, as always.

(because you know a Republican house and senate aren't going to be generous for special needs childcare funds).