God bless you for the word “douchedragons.” God bless us everyone.

It’s highly unlikely many of the people on AM are successful, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t assholes for signing up and paying for a website specifically designed to help them cheat on their spouses.

Mostly because no one who drinks it can even approximate the pretense that they are doing so for any other purpose than getting hella fucked up.

When I am in the right mood (aka drunk and spiteful towards humanity) I kind of love Cutthroat Kitchen because its just so stupid and absurd. Also, women tend to do pretty well on the show because dumb sexist bro chefs tend not to give them obstacles in the early rounds since they always identify the other dumb sexist…

Except it totally does because the relative differences in people’s weight are so small compared to the size of the plane. Airlines can estimate an average weight of all passengers on a plane. When you have 150+ passengers, it would take a lot of really heavy people to push the average weight per passenger from what…

Cape Air flies tiny prop planes that seat 8 people. Uzbekistan Airways flies a fleet comprised entirely of relatively large jets that seat at least 150+ people...

It’s not for safety reasons at all. None of Uzbekistan Airways’s routes come close to the maximum flying distance of the aircraft flying them (even Tashkent to JFK makes a stop in Riga, Latvia). This is solely a way to reduce fuel costs.

This is total bullshit. Uzbekistan Airways only flies pretty large jets. Airlines know how to guesstimate the expected weight from each passenger and given that the smallest plane they have still holds more than 150 passengers, they probably get a reasonably large selection of body types so as to come close to some…

I totally support PP and tissue donation, but I think the idea is they are trying to imply that PP is encouraging women to have abortions so they can sell fetal tissue to the highest bidder. That, and its still technically illegal to sell the tissue for more than cost.

They probably do, but still most of all they prioritize elite members or people who paid high coach fares. every so often lightning will strike and you will get lucky, but typically op-ups go to elite or people paying higher coach fares.

Paul Feig is no Stanley Kubrick (or even Stanley Donen, for that matter) but at worst he has a directorial style that is warm and inoffensive and gets out of the way of the script and the actors (which in comedy isn’t a terrible decision).

I get that a lot of the backlash is about remaking a beloved film with a completely new cast (although the original cast could never be united), but beloved films (many that are as or more beloved than Ghostbusters) are remade all the god damned time without nearly as much backlash and vitriol. If the cast were like…

Paul Feig isn’t the greatest director in the world, but its pretty ridiculous to say that Bridesmaids was “phoned in.” Furthermore, regardless of what you think his movies are very successful. His last three films have all grossed over $200 million, despite being R rated comedies with female leads. Clearly moviegoers…

They key to upgrades is being lucky enough to be on a flight where coach is overbooked and business class isn’t, forcing them to move some people. That’s literally the only way you are going to get a free upgrade on an international flight.

I’m not going to disagree that being friendly with the gate agent didn’t help you get upgraded, but gate agents do not have the power to upgrade people they like. The only reason you were upgraded was that coach was likely overbooked, while business class wasn’t so they needed to bump some people up to business to…

I don’t believe in god, why should my tax dollars subsidize churches in the form of tax-exemption? Your tax dollars fund a lot of crap you would rather it didn’t, singling out an organization that spends the vast majority of its money on providing healthcare to poor women who could otherwise not afford it is…

Everyone please think about donating to Planned Parenthood. Even if its only $5 or $10. They need everything they can get in the months ahead. This new fight is not going to be cheap and its going to eat into the funds they need to support women’s health.

UGH EXACTLY. They don’t give a shit about unborn children, not about their health in utero, not about their health and well-being once they are born. They only care about punishing women for having sex.

“At a July 28 anti-abortion rally, presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), ‘[calls] on the Department of Justice to open a criminal investigation into the people who appear in the undercover videos.’”

The problem is that he’s legit smart, but he pretends to be dumb to woo voters (while still being smart enough to know just how to woo them best). It’s a terrifying combination...