There’s just simply no need to wring your hands over whether this movie is a good idea or not. The original movie was garbage, the second was morally reprehensible (rape and violence that was used to titillate), and this remake is probably going to be garbage too.

Extra innings are how the poor people get good seats. Without extra innings my dear departed father would not have been close enough to hit Orlando Cepeda in the head with a hot dog bun. Imagine how history could have been changed if things had played out differently on that fateful night in 1964.

If they’re offering parking lot security upgrades, perhaps the Dodgers should hear them out.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

At least he dressed up for the occasion.

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

“Schilling starts out by proclaiming that it’s totally normal for adults to remark on the physical appearance of their friends’ kids”

His compensation may seem high but he is doing the work of two people: the CEO of track and the CEO of field. So really he is only making $850k.

It’s tough to get invested when your team might make a one-game playoff to possibly be in the playoffs.

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

It occurs to me that they might be a better team if they didn’t spend all of their recruitment time on players named Army. Seems like a statistically small pool to draw from.

Cortland students promptly left to write to their families about the wild finish, before remembering that they don't know how to read or write.