It’s the eyes...they dead...like a dolls eyes...

What does “anecdotal” really mean anyway?

The best scene was when Aquaman was sitting on Diana’s lasso and just starts ranting emotionally about stuff.

People like Moore don’t build their lives around their faith. They build their faith around their lives.

I am convinced that the only reason these fuckers get so whipped up about ISIS and sharia law is because they’re jealous they didn’t think of it themselves.

It’s really fucking strange, isn’t it? I mean, he’s telling us what a great job he’s doing every day. How do we reconcile these things?

Whenever I see a Safelite repair tech, I make sure to take a second or two to thank them for their service.

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

“Angry, confused” Trump supporters. Isn’t that a little redundant?

Yeah, this is not hipsterism as it is well known. It’s old Portland: edgy, not really well-executed, appealing to druggies, but somehow charming until it’s no longer. In a word, dirtbag donuts. The hipster stuff: overly twee, but well-crafted (to a purist fault), expensive— is definitely over at Blue Star.

Its nothing to loose you’re mind over.

30 years of teaching.

You’re getting a mid-engine car. The Fiero is not a sports car.

I think we’ve now answered John Oliver’s “What The Fuck Is Going On At CBS This Morning”

Michael Jackson pedophile jokes? Stop! You’re being ignorant!

I can’t really tell how comfortable the car is or isn’t because in lieu of employing some cinematographic thought they just relied on 3,000 successive jump cuts to make the footage feel frenetic and dynamic, like a Jason Bourne movie!

I’m glad they’re doing away with Celebrity Brain Crash and The American. They both got extremely old and repetitive after the first two episodes and to be honest I never liked Star In A Reasonably Priced Car either. I almost always skipped it because it felt like a filler to make the show longer.

Acute comment is terribly, terribly accurate.

“He says he didn’t meddle. I asked him again. You can only ask so many times,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One on the trip to Hanoi, Vietnam. “Every time he sees me, he said: ‘I didn’t do that.’ And I believe, I really believe that when he tells me that he means it.”