All of his acquisitions end up fixed, running, and clean, soooo....

True words. I’d rather invite Dave to my Halloween party, hopefully bringing his DeNiro impression.

What’s going on here?

Ugh.

Big difference between your truck and an AMG Benz. Like apples and oranges.

Her father is an illiterate moron, her mother was stupid enough to marry said illiterate moron. The kids weren’t going to turn out any better. She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.

Pretty good Hustle for 800lbs of bike plus rider

Because on lighter, smaller bikes you get fatiguing wobble and crosswind buffeting when doing long cruises. Motorcycles are like the opposite of trucks. As long as someone buys it and doesn’t learn they are scared to ride it it seems bikes get put into their designed line of work. Goldwings end up with tons of miles…

Oil is not fuel. Thus it’s running super lean.

More oil in your lawn equipment because you think you’re helping (without retuning) is forcing them to run lean.

Siphon the diesel out of your tank and straight into your throat. Swallow.

That’s easy. Earlier this year, I bought a 1993 Volvo 245. Unbeknownst to me, it had previously spent about a decade of its life in the great (salty) state of New York. A much-too-late VIN check confirmed it, as well as some hidden NY inspection stickers. Anyway, I bought it knowing that there was some surface rust…

I always love when they show a person driving and the column shifter is obviously in Park.

“I had a very respectful conversation with the widow of Sgt. La David Johnson, and spoke his name from beginning, without hesitation!”

Just like child rape, there is only one valid defense to having sex with someone in police custody -

You must be new here.

“Where do people get these stupid fucking ideas?”

Firstly,

Oh god I was in high school! What happened?!

Pop quiz, hotshot: You’ve caught feels for this woman. ... What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?