I wish I could enjoy this more, but my glee is tempered by the fact that he’ll be president in 12 years. Maybe less.

Talking out your ass *is* the GOP platform.

Is she related to Colonel Sanders? Cause she knows how to cook up half baked shit in a bucket and serve it to the American people.

I don’t like to think of it as lazy. It just likes to go its own direction.

Since when does the fucking President have a say in whether a privately-employed sports broadcaster should be terminated? “I believe in free markets and limited government — unless someone says a mean thing about my boss.”

Somebody needs to get SHS a copy of the fucking GOP platform, cause she’s talking out of her…

Stop giving this asshole interviews.

Have you compared the above pics to what a Macan looks like?  

- DC Executives

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

I’m just gonna leave some of the Reddit poster’s follow-up comments here.

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

Huh? That is literally where

Boo.

While did not propose any specific reforms, she announced that the department will overhaul the Obama-era guidelines as it searches for “a reframing.”

Had it not been for the changes to Title IX, Brigham Young University would not have been forced to reconsider their policy of investigating/kicking out students for Honor Code violations when they reported rapes. What DeVos wants is to go back to that and for that alone I consider her seriously evil.

By my math? 14 months, 17 days and 9 minutes.

what in the actual fuck am i looking at here?

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

The vast majority came here to work, and we’d be kind of screwed without them, but whatevs.