White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

The happiest asshole in America, ladies and gentlemen.

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Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

This is so silly. All that the Panthers and their fans need to be focused on right now is their outstanding 7-1 start to the season.

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

He already added the 1 for country code.

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Montreal would hang on and grab a first-leg victory.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Nooo! Not my $11!

“Why don’t you put the word ‘did’ in front of it?” he said. “And then a question mark at the end of it.”

Here’s the video of him turning his tennis racket into a lacrosse stick

“It’s good to admit mistakes.”

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.

Turf pitches. He couldn't be anymore right about that. It's a joke that the highest level of Soccer in the US is using artificial turf.