You missed the best part!

They moved 20 miles west. To get there, you don’t need to go over a bridge, through a tunnel, or hop on a plane. The roster is exactly the same, and fuck the Rangers.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Oh, lot’s of people will consider that fat simply because it’s not skinny. That’s our fucked up society.

Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Apple

Too bad you can’t beat the Giants, I’ll take our rings over yours any day.

I unironically call him boss and he doesn’t even work here anymore.

now this is the deadspin way

It’s beating a dead shirt at this point to make fun of Drew for his chopped appearance. But chatting about it live on here was the most fun I’ve had in a long long time. Long live this gif

@BillSimmons

fuck you Jeremy

On a somewhat related note, their plan to hang an Aaron Hernandez banner was shot down.

Fucking highlight truthers.

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

Reverse, reverse

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Fine, I get it. You win, Burneko. You have two boys, so you can write something perfect like this. I have two girls and I’m reading reviews on Amazon for leotards.