Let’s see - adding “potential ex-husband will do something like this, apparently no one in the legal community of <i>two fucking countries</i>will do anything to stop it” to the cons list of my “Pros and Cons of Marrying a Dude” sheet.

In fact, I recommend that all women everywhere just preemptively kill themselves to as to avoid any future assault/murder. That’s right, ladies - if someone else decides to assault and/or murder you, you had it coming! You could have killed yourself beforehand and avoided the whole thing!

Yeah, and usually the reward for that is getting traded in for a younger model after the PhD has been paid for. By you.

Is it possible you’re a garbage human? I mean, I don’t know. Just spitballing here.

DEET a million times, but I will plug washing your hands after you apply it, especially before eating or petting an animal that licks its fur! I am seriously the most toxic human alive (hello sunshine, hello good times, hello implants, hello basically every cosmetic product known to man and I literally eat lipstick)…

Also ladies, please note that the CDCs handy-dandy infographic would like to inform you that you are risking injuries, violence, and unplanned pregnancy by drinking! That’s right - one beer, and you could wake up battered and pregnant!

I don’t think it has to be more than that. Sure, rape culture exists just about everywhere - but there are people working to combat it in a lot of places.

Hey everyone - Texas has its first case of sexually transmitted Zika virus.

I’m going to go for rape culture for $500, Alex.

As we address the inappropriate behavior displayed by several students, we remain committed to supporting the vast majority of our student athletes, who are quality individuals that demonstrate positive behavior and strong character traits.

I am not responding to you further. Feel free to do your own research.

See the link Agent00x posted below.

See Agent00x’s response below, and also Google works.

I would really like it if every single article about Zika pointed out that the countries that are hardest hit and are recommending that women delay conception are countries where abortion is 100% illegal and contraception is very hard to access.

Look for a small lingerie boutique that advertises that they do fittings and has bras from European manufacturers, especially UK, if you are an unusual and/or large size (UK bras are made in larger sizes and the sizes are more exact).

I think you mean Kamel and Kream Kollection of Klothes. I mean, kome on.

Yeah, the one who had an Ashley Madison account? That he used? To contact other women? While he was married? And making a bunch of money off a YouTube channel about how mawwagdge to his wuvvy was so gweat?

They pulled a lot of inspiration from 90s-era Love for Sally’s character on the current season of American Horror Story, down to the velvet chokers and fried hair.

Maybe there’s a sense of not being wanted because you’re not a very good actress? And you’re kind of indelibly associated with a terrible movie? And Rebel Wilson seems like the only redeeming thing about your forthcoming Bland Romantic Comedy Set In A New York Filled With Rich, Interchangeable White People, But You’re…

I think the DMVA police made a very conscious decision not to respond to any of their calls. Some commenters on WaPo mentioned seeing police cruisers who did nothing when the bikes went by.