“im gonna do it”
“Proffessor, please d-”
“im doing it!”
*walks onto stage

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is MAMBO Number Nine!”

As a former chronic cigarette smoker who felt weird walking down a busy city sidewalk smoking with people around me despite the fact that half the people around me are also smoking: I still feel the same way vaping. I go in the alley away from public traffic. This water vapor excuse is total bullshit, I know this…

So...when these folks play Death Stranding, is it like when farmers take a day off work and play Farm Simulator?

“Nobody is going to know this is Star Wars without Darth Vader! Put in Darth Vader!”
-some guy in marketing

Was just thinking this question to myself as I was reading, thanks!

Meteorite Sugar- Now at Whole Foods.

[A few years earlier during design stage]
“Alright, time to develop an electric truck to hit the north american market. By the way team, Elon himself, is coming in to meet us momentarily!” *enthusiastic nod as body design team smiles in fan-like excitement
*Elon Musk shows up with boom-box in hand and slams it onto the…

My friends used to be obsessed with the cleanse that incorporated eating a spoonful of cayan pepper during a fast. They would claim it cleansed toxins out of their intestines cuz they shat nothing but black. They couldn’t wrap it around their brains that the only reason they are shitting horrid black tar is because…

lol was about to say, i’ve walked to work in those and hated them ever since.

So it IS a gritty remake after all!

Wait till 31+. sure, 30 is cool; its an even number and multiple of ten and five, we value that shit, at least the party does.
But right after, RIIIIGHT AFTER, it’s the same, and the same, and the same, and it keeps rolling at you, progress or not. One day you are making a nice balanced stir-fry, with passion. Next…

Is it a take on assisted suicide? Does he have information that is at risk of his capture? I am genuinely interested.

Hmm, that’s usually the face I make when I am shoving subway into my mouth for a quick lunch break. Every bite reminding me I could have gone literally anywhere else within the block.

The announcers voice is on the cusp of being a Justin Roiland sketch.

Saying “2011 Game” is the pinnacle of me recognizing both the futile trudge of agony I make through life as the wheel of time endlessly crushes me into the mud; while also being a reminder that KSP is one of the greatest games ever made.

The best way to make it the way you intended is to make them think it was their idea.

Amber and Cyan, Baby. Adjust the saturation for the environment and the clients shit their pants every time. Then add like.. I donno, some sort of idea for the sake of making a change but whatever, I’m the ‘chef’, they want that shit medium-well, sure whatever.

As a 10 year running CGI Lighting/Compositor Lead and rendering veteran, I will say that after further examination I can observe the following details that make this look so much like a game:

-Sharpening filter tightening edges which adds a strong crispness/polygonal flatness to edges (lack of cheek fuzz on their faces)

…

Before I saw the headline, I thought the header image was a game mod. There is something strangely game-engine-esque about that first image; in lighting and make-up. I guess the background is added in post, I realize that is selling the way I see it a bit.

I did not expect this to be a thing at all, very exciting.
Agreed with all you folks here, $14 game that I threw on because I was bored. Really had zero expectations and then played thousands of hours since, what, 2013?