But it sure is going to brag about how close it got!

Exploration definitely takes a certain kind of player to enjoy.
It was cool to me for a bit but after awhile the monotony of jumping over and over starts to become fatiguing. If you are the kind of person that gets weird “interface dreams” (as I describe them) when they play a game too long and get a restless sleep,…

Yup, I dismissed it entirely until people dragged me into it. They managed to put pressure on me simply out of “it’s free, you have no reason to not try and join us”. I play it more than they do now.

Ok I read ‘youth wrestling’ im thinking Teens boarderlining large men and their parents are really into it and get overly competitive. These were tiny children with parents screaming across the ring like payed coaches.

Coming soon:
“The game SO CONTROVERSIAL it got it’s spot on the Evo stream CENSORED”
Dead or Alive 6: UNCUT RAW Edition.
“Get ready to set the “age” slider to 110!” 
rated M for mature

Yup, all of this.
I really like this game so far.
The revival mechanics are great, the looting/upgrade pickup system prevents people from hovering over a box and comparing for too long (which newcomers like myself still did early on until we realize things are far more streamlined).
Did not know about the rangefinder,…

I was in a car with a British kid and her mom, I think I remember it was like my boss gave me a lift with his family or something way back and I said “yeah I think he is just paying for the gas.” While we were waiting for him outside.
“Gas?” the child says,
“yeah, for the car.”
“like petrol?”
*laughs “mum they call it…

I want a t-shirt that quotes the AI written Harry Potter chapter with the line:
“Harry Potter, a man that thinks magic is good.”
Printed overtop of an image or Elijah Wood.

Did the google, was not disappointed.

I only ever played the PUBG Arma mod way back, DayZ, and more recently Escape From Tarkov (which is great, but get an Adavan prescription first, way too stressful). Also played a ton of Overwatch.
It was like pulling teeth for my friends when they tried to convince me to get Apex, I was needlessly resistant to this…

I miss my old roomate, we had a PC in the living room that had an ongoing Civ5 game over a month. We would just leave it out like a passive chess board; if we where doing our own thing, one of us would swing by “its your turn btw” sometimes by txt if on the way home from work. Most of the time we would play coop…

This is probably the result of a license server going down on that particular frame. License servers going down is generally a pain in the ass that happens frequently, for me this usually means a failed frame and requiring a retry. If they had some system or impatient artist that got around this just to see the result…

I know dual wield is not a thing in Apex, but considering how frequently you can find it, giving the Mozambique the ability to fire two at a time when both weapon slots are equipped with them would maaaybe be better. Maybe... like in the most dire “I looted this village and all I got was this shirt and a pair of…

I definitely despise patronage. There is people being nice and then there is being treated like you’re the mentally ill relative that your friend feels obligated to visit.
My brother actually offered to help me clean my house, this cleanliness problem literally rides along with the waves of how low I go mentally. When…

This kind of knowledge is so surprisingly misunderstood.
As a person who has battled depression for a lifetime I am only recently having people approach me about it frequently. The caveat to this is that generally it is not a good interaction at all. I recently skipped out on a birthday binge-drinking get together…

There is a Domino’s right next to my apartment... it’s convenience is some sort of sick joke played on me. In the summer, the ‘brand scent’ is virtually pumped into my home in all it’s vile consistency.

It looks so vile I was afraid to have it on my screen at work until I could read what it was.

You are probably the first person other than myself that I have seen refer to these as “War Crimes”. I thought I was alone, most people give me a “whoa dude, too dark” look; but seriously people, microwaving salmon is a…

This breaks my heart. I saw the picture of that E30, sighed, saw the headline after, and was reminded. My families 84'-ish BMW was going to be mine when I turned 18, I learned to drive stick on it.
One day a drunk driver whipped around a corner and hit it while parked on the street. Threw it onto the sidewalk.
ICBC…

Mobile reactors, laser defense turrets; these guys are just sitting in the Pentagon playing Command & Conquer, occasionally flapping their hand to the monitor “See guys! Why don’t we have THAT!?”

They get this description from Chef Boyardee?