I want a t-shirt that quotes the AI written Harry Potter chapter with the line:
“Harry Potter, a man that thinks magic is good.”
Printed overtop of an image or Elijah Wood.

Did the google, was not disappointed.

I only ever played the PUBG Arma mod way back, DayZ, and more recently Escape From Tarkov (which is great, but get an Adavan prescription first, way too stressful). Also played a ton of Overwatch.
It was like pulling teeth for my friends when they tried to convince me to get Apex, I was needlessly resistant to this…

I miss my old roomate, we had a PC in the living room that had an ongoing Civ5 game over a month. We would just leave it out like a passive chess board; if we where doing our own thing, one of us would swing by “its your turn btw” sometimes by txt if on the way home from work. Most of the time we would play coop…

This is probably the result of a license server going down on that particular frame. License servers going down is generally a pain in the ass that happens frequently, for me this usually means a failed frame and requiring a retry. If they had some system or impatient artist that got around this just to see the result…

I know dual wield is not a thing in Apex, but considering how frequently you can find it, giving the Mozambique the ability to fire two at a time when both weapon slots are equipped with them would maaaybe be better. Maybe... like in the most dire “I looted this village and all I got was this shirt and a pair of…

I definitely despise patronage. There is people being nice and then there is being treated like you’re the mentally ill relative that your friend feels obligated to visit.
My brother actually offered to help me clean my house, this cleanliness problem literally rides along with the waves of how low I go mentally. When…

This kind of knowledge is so surprisingly misunderstood.
As a person who has battled depression for a lifetime I am only recently having people approach me about it frequently. The caveat to this is that generally it is not a good interaction at all. I recently skipped out on a birthday binge-drinking get together…

There is a Domino’s right next to my apartment... it’s convenience is some sort of sick joke played on me. In the summer, the ‘brand scent’ is virtually pumped into my home in all it’s vile consistency.

It looks so vile I was afraid to have it on my screen at work until I could read what it was.

You are probably the first person other than myself that I have seen refer to these as “War Crimes”. I thought I was alone, most people give me a “whoa dude, too dark” look; but seriously people, microwaving salmon is a…

This breaks my heart. I saw the picture of that E30, sighed, saw the headline after, and was reminded. My families 84'-ish BMW was going to be mine when I turned 18, I learned to drive stick on it.
One day a drunk driver whipped around a corner and hit it while parked on the street. Threw it onto the sidewalk.
ICBC…

Mobile reactors, laser defense turrets; these guys are just sitting in the Pentagon playing Command & Conquer, occasionally flapping their hand to the monitor “See guys! Why don’t we have THAT!?”

They get this description from Chef Boyardee?

Rain or Snow ‘till the truck says “No”.

Yeah, and I tend to especially build into the mountains so wall leakage is not as much of a problem for me as the main reason I use the airlock: a busy cook and harvesting workers will be going in and out of the door. Eventually auto-doors help but in exceptionally hot weather prolonged in-and-out of the fridge will…

I’ll add that if you are in an area with exceptionally long or cold winters you can save power using a vent that leads to outside. Open the vent and turn off the air-conditioner to keep food at freezing without any power usage. Perfect for saving energy to heat the rest of the compound.

Getting a walk-in freezer is so deep into my first priority that it tends to happen before bedrooms. This is especially important if you have a warm climate area, food goes bad real fast. Making an airlock at the entrance helps in hot weather too, or when the power goes out.
Essentially:
A door preferably close to the…

Agreed, this sounds like the results of shock.

My facebook feed is really panning for “gold” right now. I’ve got some prize people that I have in my friends list throwing around this “other side of the story”. It has been real helpful that they just come out of the woodwork on their own so I know where their moral compass stands.

Kids seats NO LONGER FIIIVE BUUUCKS..
We ran the same campaign for THREE DECAAADES, and faced the consequences of CRRRRIPPLING INFLATION! (ation...ation.....ation)