This little shits fucking face.
Full on backpfeifengesicht.
If there was ever a time to put that word to use.
That football player looks uncomfortable AF standing with him; I bet he had the personality of a concrete wall and never learned a drop of sportsmanship.
You can tell the two men he killed where far more…

The daylight is for some reason hilariously offsetting for me and just because we are all raised on the world of permanent night in the world of 20-something something dystopia. I realize that the setting is in “Night City” too, I think they are holding back, I think they dont want us to get too used to the look of…

It’s usually dirt-cheap and has a big appeal to gun-nerds.
You can literally get real or knock-offs on paintball websites, even here in Canada. Although anybody that uses a laser sight in paintball is a fucking dick and only wants to blind you with it.

“Didnt I, spot!?”
*Camera pans away from dog statue that I did not notice until she addressed it, with little to no anticipation. 

Should have been high-tops.
Adidas should do them to spite Nike.
The D.Va one is the closest to at least a med-high-top.

Backpfeifengesicht

I am not itchy.
I am not itchy.
I am not itchy.
Oh god. (scratches every crawling feeling on body)

On a side-note, seeing all those dead soldiers with armour etc triggered my inner RPG player. “Why are you not looting every inch of this place!”

I have wanted to throw myself into the hellfire of twitter and have abstained all this time. Just checked out mastadon and I gotta say, it is pretty well.. its something. The local and federated feeds are interesting. I like it so far.

Fallout 4? After tax I am pretty sure that would be about right.

Ryan needs to use a comma.
*breathes
The transphobic joke was useless and uncalled for if intended.
One ..could.. say that perhaps the writer was loosely referring to the fact that it’s not all men working on this project; but obviously followed up with a trash meme and is too naive to understand that it is pretty…

With all these lawsuits, breweries can barley keep up.

Hollandaise on steak and prawns with asparagus is one of my more fancy easy meals. The hollandaise itself is about 70% of the work, the rest cooks in minutes on two pans and all of it is just a total treat.
I really want to try this béarnaise though! 

duuuuuuuuuuuuude nooooooooooo.
Suddenly all of the mosquito bites I got this summer are simultaneously acting up in a choir of crawling grossness.
I am ashamed of being a male after seeing this last image.

Mediocre!

And then you say something stupid and the birdie is stuck in the webbing of the racket and you stutter like a baffoon trying to take it out but now all the wires are tangled and then after that happens it just keeps happening more frequently because of the ever loosening holes in your topics.
Yeah, like badminton.

This Null guy sounds about 100x less of a dick than that last guy kotaku did a piece on.. what was his name? Screw it, let’s forget his name. It was something something sexist piece of shit on twitter last I checked.

Reading this, how the hell does a police report or article quantify that they later find out one of the casualties was from debris rather than a bullet and not count that as a shooting death. If the bullet stirs up some method of death directly or not, its still a shooting death.

I uncomfortably pronounce it with a hard g wondering if im saying it wrong. I’m still hip with the kids and the internet, I swear!

“Back in my day, we listened to the dub step! wubb wuubb wubbin it!”
-old me in the year 2045

I think the game punished me the other day.
I am not much of a ‘save scummer’ but I screwed up a transaction and basically traded off my gun for another when I just wanted to look at it. I already jumped in my ship and back out, all pissed off and said “wait a tick, reload the last manual save”, so I did which took me…

Damn, that water well that gets annihilated in the first one.
“oh my great-great grandfather built it and we have maintained if for generations.”
Insert Rally Car.