I am not itchy.
I am not itchy.
I am not itchy.
Oh god. (scratches every crawling feeling on body)

On a side-note, seeing all those dead soldiers with armour etc triggered my inner RPG player. “Why are you not looting every inch of this place!”

I have wanted to throw myself into the hellfire of twitter and have abstained all this time. Just checked out mastadon and I gotta say, it is pretty well.. its something. The local and federated feeds are interesting. I like it so far.

Fallout 4? After tax I am pretty sure that would be about right.

Ryan needs to use a comma.
*breathes
The transphobic joke was useless and uncalled for if intended.
One ..could.. say that perhaps the writer was loosely referring to the fact that it’s not all men working on this project; but obviously followed up with a trash meme and is too naive to understand that it is pretty…

With all these lawsuits, breweries can barley keep up.

Hollandaise on steak and prawns with asparagus is one of my more fancy easy meals. The hollandaise itself is about 70% of the work, the rest cooks in minutes on two pans and all of it is just a total treat.
I really want to try this béarnaise though! 

duuuuuuuuuuuuude nooooooooooo.
Suddenly all of the mosquito bites I got this summer are simultaneously acting up in a choir of crawling grossness.
I am ashamed of being a male after seeing this last image.

Mediocre!

And then you say something stupid and the birdie is stuck in the webbing of the racket and you stutter like a baffoon trying to take it out but now all the wires are tangled and then after that happens it just keeps happening more frequently because of the ever loosening holes in your topics.
Yeah, like badminton.

This Null guy sounds about 100x less of a dick than that last guy kotaku did a piece on.. what was his name? Screw it, let’s forget his name. It was something something sexist piece of shit on twitter last I checked.

Reading this, how the hell does a police report or article quantify that they later find out one of the casualties was from debris rather than a bullet and not count that as a shooting death. If the bullet stirs up some method of death directly or not, its still a shooting death.

I uncomfortably pronounce it with a hard g wondering if im saying it wrong. I’m still hip with the kids and the internet, I swear!

“Back in my day, we listened to the dub step! wubb wuubb wubbin it!”
-old me in the year 2045

I think the game punished me the other day.
I am not much of a ‘save scummer’ but I screwed up a transaction and basically traded off my gun for another when I just wanted to look at it. I already jumped in my ship and back out, all pissed off and said “wait a tick, reload the last manual save”, so I did which took me…

Damn, that water well that gets annihilated in the first one.
“oh my great-great grandfather built it and we have maintained if for generations.”
Insert Rally Car.

I did not know this was a thing, at all. As a person who has taken up airbrushing models over the last year, I find this fascinating.

At this point I was no longer in possession of combat capable ships and was hours away from being blockaded out of access to anything I had out there. There STILL is stuff out there that I would not be able to get out without putting up a transport contract with a price not worth getting the stuff back for. So most of…

Back when I played Eve I ended up in one of these massive alliance ending wars. Just woke up one morning and went on teamspeak and basically found out we were on the losing end of a complete blitz. I was in some of the smaller fleets skirting around breaking up other small groups of Cruisers likely intended to take…

I worked on a cartoon that ended up with us doing overtime till 10pm or more.
In the end, production claimed they had no idea people were having to stay late when people asked about overtime pay. Yet they had the technology to jump on our ass every time we came in late (usually the day after the overtime on 5 hours…

Guy aiming a gun.
He pulls the trigger. Cut shot.
Exploding building.

-Action Trailers

They go right down the road of “the boys club”, and generally feeds some pretty toxic behavior. Agreed it get’s pretty cringey, and at the worst I feel worse when some of the older guys on discord get all old-man gross about some post he just made.
We dont have a NSFW channel, but our ‘general chat’ has become a place…