And then you say something stupid and the birdie is stuck in the webbing of the racket and you stutter like a baffoon trying to take it out but now all the wires are tangled and then after that happens it just keeps happening more frequently because of the ever loosening holes in your topics.
Yeah, like badminton.

This Null guy sounds about 100x less of a dick than that last guy kotaku did a piece on.. what was his name? Screw it, let’s forget his name. It was something something sexist piece of shit on twitter last I checked.

Reading this, how the hell does a police report or article quantify that they later find out one of the casualties was from debris rather than a bullet and not count that as a shooting death. If the bullet stirs up some method of death directly or not, its still a shooting death.

I uncomfortably pronounce it with a hard g wondering if im saying it wrong. I’m still hip with the kids and the internet, I swear!

“Back in my day, we listened to the dub step! wubb wuubb wubbin it!”
-old me in the year 2045

I think the game punished me the other day.
I am not much of a ‘save scummer’ but I screwed up a transaction and basically traded off my gun for another when I just wanted to look at it. I already jumped in my ship and back out, all pissed off and said “wait a tick, reload the last manual save”, so I did which took me…

Damn, that water well that gets annihilated in the first one.
“oh my great-great grandfather built it and we have maintained if for generations.”
Insert Rally Car.

I did not know this was a thing, at all. As a person who has taken up airbrushing models over the last year, I find this fascinating.

At this point I was no longer in possession of combat capable ships and was hours away from being blockaded out of access to anything I had out there. There STILL is stuff out there that I would not be able to get out without putting up a transport contract with a price not worth getting the stuff back for. So most of…

Back when I played Eve I ended up in one of these massive alliance ending wars. Just woke up one morning and went on teamspeak and basically found out we were on the losing end of a complete blitz. I was in some of the smaller fleets skirting around breaking up other small groups of Cruisers likely intended to take…

I worked on a cartoon that ended up with us doing overtime till 10pm or more.
In the end, production claimed they had no idea people were having to stay late when people asked about overtime pay. Yet they had the technology to jump on our ass every time we came in late (usually the day after the overtime on 5 hours…

Guy aiming a gun.
He pulls the trigger. Cut shot.
Exploding building.

-Action Trailers

They go right down the road of “the boys club”, and generally feeds some pretty toxic behavior. Agreed it get’s pretty cringey, and at the worst I feel worse when some of the older guys on discord get all old-man gross about some post he just made.
We dont have a NSFW channel, but our ‘general chat’ has become a place…

Isn’t getting arrested usually the first step young hackers go through before their military/government security career?

This article actually really makes me want to finally give the game a shot.
I was a naysayer before the game’s release due to already being burnt out by Elite:Dangerous. The communities complaints on release was exactly the kind of response I expected; sometimes massive and generated comes out lonely and hollow...…

I misread the headline as “Do your chores, drunk.”
It hit me a little hard. I’ll make sure to do my dishes when I get home from work this time..

Whenever Sailor Moon is brought up around my family (rare but has happened) my Mom tries to falsely ‘remind’ me that Sailor Moon was “originally intended to be an animated porno, you know”.
This has been one of the most annoying and too awkward to discuss false facts that my parents picked up some time in the 90's. I…

Let us not forget Samurai Pizza Cats.

It seems to happen a lot. I can’t tell if these people think they will get away with it or if they are just really that dumb and have no clue that they cant just go an make a licensed product under the basis of ‘fan made’ but for profit.
Remember those fools that tried to make a minecraft movie?
The only other thing I…

That was a speedrun through memory lane, almost a work of art. Music was great too.

Every single demo reel I have ever had to watch uses that janky ‘epic’ lord of the rings crap.
I once had a guy (under 25) ask for tips on what he should put in a reel that he knew I would be reveiwing. At some point he then says “yeah then I’m gonna you know, put the Lord of the Rings title music over top to make it…