Every single demo reel I have ever had to watch uses that janky ‘epic’ lord of the rings crap.
I once had a guy (under 25) ask for tips on what he should put in a reel that he knew I would be reveiwing. At some point he then says “yeah then I’m gonna you know, put the Lord of the Rings title music over top to make it…

In Soviet Russia, burger impregnates YOU.. or whatever the meme is..

All these E30's break my heart. I had one not long after I turned 16 and it was hit-n-runned while parked (by another E-30 according to witness).
Thrown on the sidewalk, slightly twisted frame, and bent suspension portions.
Insurance only repaired the bumper and trunk, claiming the rest was fine.
Poor thing got scrapped…

I definitely did and every time I edit and re-publish it just stays the same.
There is a guy at work that says ‘entirely objective’ at work all the time and it is seeding into my brain.
As well as :
-“...yourself standing still. Or riding a horse in 3rd person.”
-“ I tfound”
-and the use of “rare” and “rarely” so close…

Hell, he could have sold the washer and dryer for cash halfway through the time he was living there.
On a side-note, holy hell imagine a roomate that shows up with a washer and dryer if you have appropriate room for it (keeper!), and then imagine living in a place where you get by without having one in-suite and new…

I feel we can all agree that 1st vs 3rd person is becoming very objective as far as single player game-play goes and I very often wish I had both even in games where it probably isn’t a great idea.
Kingdom Come was so infuriating to just you know...take a nice screenshot or something in 3rd person other than that ‘3rd…

I am 31 and go to a local pub that is both fortunately and unfortunately across the street from me.
I consider this still drinking at home because it is the laziest choice I could possibly take (sometimes I’ll show up in what is basically my outdoor appropriate pj’s for a Sunday Caesar, which the waitresses actually…

How anybody can stand in a uniform and not ask “are we the bad-guys?” is beyond comprehension.
Do they not teach about the SS in american high school? Or is dropping out of high-school and joining a security force common over there?

That Rocket Raccoon reminds me of SNES Star Fox, just because of the fur and eyes.
I never had a personal interest in cosplay until recently I was asked if I would be able to give a DeadPool costume a paintjob. I have an airbrush and use it frequently so I took a swing at the job and people are going nuts over how much…

Anybody else just sit there with pulsing moog synths in their heads while scrolling through this?

Hey now, he’s gotta break it down so us simpler folk understand.

I got one of those cases that has filter screens that are easily removed on all the ventilation. I recently took them out and cleaned them (they are pretty water proof, i soak them, dab with a paper towel and let sit until completely dry), it is amazing how much dust and cat-hair these things have saved me from having…

This driver probably talked about how he “saw THREE trucks crash today, it was craaazy. What is wrong with people?”

Japan: Goes decades without gun violence.
10 years from now.. “Exo-suit attacks on the rise”

That foliage is killer from a distance. I had to double check that it wasn’t non-Lego modeling props.

Now feed it Dwarf Fortress character bios.

Actually of all the things trans-fats are freaking nasty and got banned in new york almost a decade ago. I remember when we switched out when I worked in a restaurant that decided to follow NY’s example. Before, deep fryer fat would be solid at temperatures higher than room/body temperature. We would have to sit the…

I’ve had fears over how gaudy these things are, and whether I want to bring one into my home. It’s kind of crazy how all of these brands seem to be unable to get a unique look without making some crazy cryo-chamber.
Never be ashamed of your synthesizers! The Subsequent37 will serenade my dates with raw analog power.…

*cough Beebop and *cough* Rocksteady.

Idiocracy is so poorly known that when I suggest it to people they tell me they dont watch Political Documentaries.