So it’s a radio drama.

The sheer weight of this man’s balls prevents the car from rolling over.

After a week binge returning to Factorio to try the new features I am managed to get a nuclear power plant set up and burned through a good chunk of the re-worked research tree. Great game, good changes over the last year.

My buddy just messaged me that it is Dwarf Fortress season approaching. (We have a strange habit…

Not days, hours. Most food poisoning incidents are actually from poor hand washing after using the washroom (yeah...let that sink in) and not cross contamination. Essentially fast food employees dont always have proper food certification (FoodSafe, ServingItRight etc) and washing hands is surprisingly poor for many…

So is this “Queen” an implied new character on the way?
I dont pay attention to the community much for this game so not sure if that was known already or not. The camera on the empty throne while she announces herself, and the mention of her in the short all seem to point in that direction without having to read…

That guy’s racing suit..
“OH geeze, dont look.”
“huh? oh ffs its Greg. What a jackass.”
Of course this guy with the penthouse suite wears a $500 racing suit while he fishes. Then goes home and edits time remapped footage of himself to the “Inception Baaaa” and some metal on Sony Vegas.

Nice!
I really like the whole nightclub scene you could add. I noticed however that after an issue with not having enough graveyards and crematoriums that the lack of hearses available to pick up the dead exposed a serious problem that I believe may be attached to my recreational use policy. The night club areas were…

Excited for DCS: F-14, Luke?
You should be.
I’ve been refreshing kotaku all day, and this is just what I was looking for.

I wreck my apartment playing this game and come out a sweaty mess. An hour of this game is basically a weird leg-day from all the ducking behind counters.
My ceiling is stupid low so my hand controllers have white paint marks all over them from me punching the ceiling. I gave my neighbors advance notice that I am not…

Who the hell “gets into” bobsledding?
“Hey bro, I’m thinking of setting up a bobsledding team. You know, for fun on the weekend.”

I definitely recall renting it over and over again trying to beat it and never did. I think I had been getting it for the SNES, that was a thing right? Was it the same? I remember “What the Heck”, and the most memorable level was when you are a flying worm with classical Beethoven(? I know the song but I cannot…

Internet. The Gosh darn.
Spelling. Not my best. Trait.
Twitter was. A bad. Choice.

I think we may have stumbled on a new form of poetry.
I call think I’ll call it Hick-ku.

Tried this last night. Plays a lot like banished but it seems more feature complete. Adorable visuals (the clouds!) and everything is very clear and easy to identify. The dragon gives me a good laugh up until things are on fire.

Wait till this turns into the movie they show our kids in social studies class to teach about 9/11. Charlie Sheen spends the duration of a national tragedy in an elevator while Woopie Goldberg narrates history; and the main intended heart-wrenching disaster of the film is the elevator falling in the end (I presume).
I’…

My girlfriend is rolling her eyes at me right now. I have virtually everything I need to do this. My keyboard at work also belongs in a dumpster headed towards the sun...
side note. “...paint some miniatures... Get back into Warhammer” echoed in my head for far too long after reading that line.

GPS guidance too. They can follow paths, return, and land exactly where it took off from. I know a few guys using them for filming tons of commercials now too, big ones with full-blown cameras, but in operation are generally similar to the consumer grade.

That suit has some great craftsmanship; I would wear that thing every damn day. The shield is pretty cool too.

I’m pretty sure we’ve seen several videos right here on Jalopnik of cops running over people that stole purses.
I dont have evidence of that, but im pretty sure I’ve seen it here in some form or another.

Art is subjective, CGI art is incredibly subjective.
For people used to a certain look, any change will likely feel worse.
It looks like they removed a non-shadow casting upwards pointing directional which was probably used to fake bounce lighting. It’s an old dirty trick that is far cheaper than global illumination…

Those were the days..