Internet. The Gosh darn.
Spelling. Not my best. Trait.
Twitter was. A bad. Choice.

I think we may have stumbled on a new form of poetry.
I call think I’ll call it Hick-ku.

Tried this last night. Plays a lot like banished but it seems more feature complete. Adorable visuals (the clouds!) and everything is very clear and easy to identify. The dragon gives me a good laugh up until things are on fire.

Wait till this turns into the movie they show our kids in social studies class to teach about 9/11. Charlie Sheen spends the duration of a national tragedy in an elevator while Woopie Goldberg narrates history; and the main intended heart-wrenching disaster of the film is the elevator falling in the end (I presume).
I’…

My girlfriend is rolling her eyes at me right now. I have virtually everything I need to do this. My keyboard at work also belongs in a dumpster headed towards the sun...
side note. “...paint some miniatures... Get back into Warhammer” echoed in my head for far too long after reading that line.

GPS guidance too. They can follow paths, return, and land exactly where it took off from. I know a few guys using them for filming tons of commercials now too, big ones with full-blown cameras, but in operation are generally similar to the consumer grade.

That suit has some great craftsmanship; I would wear that thing every damn day. The shield is pretty cool too.

I’m pretty sure we’ve seen several videos right here on Jalopnik of cops running over people that stole purses.
I dont have evidence of that, but im pretty sure I’ve seen it here in some form or another.

Art is subjective, CGI art is incredibly subjective.
For people used to a certain look, any change will likely feel worse.
It looks like they removed a non-shadow casting upwards pointing directional which was probably used to fake bounce lighting. It’s an old dirty trick that is far cheaper than global illumination…

Those were the days..

No amount of transcendance has helped me figure out what to do with this bag of chicken feed. I even got the corn-based!

We get it, NASA, you vape.

I know the kotaku crowd may be less interested in the flight sim community compared to the usual big-title releases that is the centre stage of E3, but I really wish I could be there strictly for the Thrustmaster booth, which will be hosting DCS’ (digital combat simulator’s) F/A-18 Hornet module which is due to be…

Would it not actually be a total blast working on this?
“Hey lets pit immortan joe/roadhog against a storm trooper!”
“RAD, lets do it”

I’ve seen that last video on the tower a few times in the past but not as good quality. I always wondered what those spikes jetting out of it came from. Now I realize they run along the guy-wires and structure of the tower... That is steel vaporizing into plasma. damn.

I had to stop. Like self-intervention level stop.
Now this page is giving me a familiar itch...
Oh gawd I dont wanna lose my job!

Digging combat flight sims in VR. I have neglected my Oculus, will have to do some some this weekend. I might browse their store too and see if there is anything of interest. My buddy wants me to try some sort of neon-lit tank game that has multiplayer. I’ll give it a shot.

Other than that, still hooked on Kerbal Space…

Joysticks came back with the space flight genre.
It is a surprising preference in the Mechwarrior community too.
I myself use a hefty Thrustmaster Warthog replica HOTAS for DCS.
Kind of doubt the DCS /IL-2 simulation communities would bite an arcade game.
Personally I bet it would be a ton of fun, especially implemented…

The rabbit died at O’Hare?
Please, your making this up, right?

This reminds me that had I written an article on my time with Spore I would have titled it:
That time I bought and installed a legit copy of Spore and it made me want to brick my computer.
I thought I was just playing the tutorial, decided to play a regular mode, found out that was the full game. I tried to re-install…

My toddler-now-adult cousin mashed buttons until managing to delete my 100% completed Super Mario World SNES save. Torpedo-Ted and all...
A few years later my aunt tossed the SNES when I moved... “why would you want that? It’s OLD. Dont you guys like all the new stuff?”
I LOVE MY FAMILY. *twitch