The dude chases after his car, but the handles wont go out

Which would be true

Oh Jesus christ get the fuck over yourself. You’re not being oppressed in any way. I imagine being around your is an exhausting affair as you try your hardest to become a victim whenever possible.

Also in keeping with the Jeep Wrangler (especially when lifted via the cheapest manner possible by shitty dealerships).

Wonderful story. There’s a good reason intentions of big green (i.e. environmental charities, nonprofits, foundations) should always be questioned. Assume their intentions are good for a billionaire’s 15,000 acre ranch and grouse hunting escape in the sandhills of Nebraska, not you. Interstate crude oil and refined…

Give me a crew-cab-forward 1/2 ton that can fit in a normal garage and I’m in. (wait, did I just invent “crew-cab-forward”?)

Doesn’t everybody already do this? Or is it just us fatsos?

I find it funny how they always bring along the 22B for these events. It’s like “Hey, our new car is pretty good, but look how much better the old one was!”

Never Forget!

Mahomes is making basketball passes and Jokic is making football passes. Truly amazing time to be alive.

I just gotta say, the Model 3 Dual motor I rode in today is the quickest accelerating car I’ve ever experienced. Actually it’s not so much accelerating as being launched. My heart rate and endorphin levels are still elevated. 

There are higher rated units. But yeah, none that can fully handle the 250 amp peak flow yet. Not rocket science though. Here’s a slightly separated outer sheathing on an actual supercharger cable. Certainly someone can figure out how to procure the right gauge cable and connectors for a few more feet.

Heck, we’ve been…

Just fight fire with fire and park your Tesla as close to the front of their truck as you can. When they complain apologize and tell them the battery just died and you’d be happy to move it but the charger is blocked by some idiot. 

Hi, redneck here, with a message to any Tesla owners. If I see a truck blocking an electric charging station, I will absolutely hook my truck to it and drag it away so you don’t put any unnecessary stress on your own vehicle, or yourself.

Tesla has a contract with the property owner for guaranteed exclusive access to those spots. If someone else parks there, Oh well. 

Don’t you usually block three handicapped spots by parking across them, just for a few minutes while you rush in?

Why not just call a tow truck and have the illegally parked car professionally removed?

Genuinely curious, but what kind of gas stations do you have in your area that have parking farther away than the actual pumps? All the ones around me have parking spots lined by the actual building.

The best answer to this is to call the closest towing company and have them remove the truck(s). My buddy owns a towing company and the surrounding three towns have a ton of shops and lots that use him when people are parked illegally. He charges $220 cash only to get your vehicle back. Towing it out of the way…

Truck bros never fail to piss everyone off for no reason. South Park needs to do another “fags” episode to re-brand it against truck bros.