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Chris
cmcollins001

It’s a bit of work, but less work than getting around the paywall at the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal.” (I would have block quoted the text but that function disappeared for me somehow, I think due to my ad blockers.)

Thing I did: Giggle at the referenced tweet when I initially saw it on twitter.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

How bout I just do squats with mini plates, and by mini plates I mean donuts, and by squats I mean slightly bend my knees when retrieving said donut from the box in the break room?

Kerosene, it seems.

seems like a lot of work. just cover cotton-balls with vaseline, works great.

Presuming they do, I would hope they would use relevant memes posted from your account.

Next post idea: Push power button when you want to turn on phone.

Hasn’t that been a feature on every mobile phone for years - even pre smartphones?

...avoid coffee or any other caffeine until you start your first priority task for the day. 

“The Puffer Shirt...”
Uhh, jacket?

“The Puffer Shirt...”
Uhh, jacket?

It would have been much different if he’d had a couple of these.

It would have been much different if he’d had a couple of these.

Too soon.

Too soon.