Wow. I'm so... conflicted. It's pretty awesome (especially filled with late '80s, early '90s bikini girls), but I'd really like it in my driveway. That said, I'm glad it didn't end up there as a result of a tornado or something.

I like that Northern California made both lists. It may seem strange, but while driving in San Francisco sucks, once you get outside the city and off the major highways, it's pretty amazing around here. Marin's great, Mendocino and Humboldt are beautiful and un-crowded, and Santa Cruz is pretty nice too. Just stay off…

That poor, beautiful truck. Please tell me that's 'shopped.

Dear Puerto Rico,

Dear Florida,

It was then brought to Rick Dale of American Restorations, who restored it for a mere $250,000. He brought it to Wayne Carini, who decided Mecum's was the proper venue, where it was sold for $100,00. Wayne was pissed, but it was OK because he bought a sidecar later.

One of the worst parts of having a car in San Francisco is the tickets. Slip up on street cleaning day by five minutes and you're guaranteed a ticket. The meter maids line up in anticipation and start ticketing the second the clock turns. Not to mention the break-ins. I had my truck broken into at least a half-dozen…

I WANT ONE TOO! Why can't we have nice things?

Why not? I gave myself an Aston Martin. You can totally have a light (if you get a good bulk discount, I'll take one for my truck too).

He may not be a detective, but I don't care. Any excuse for an Aston.

I think it's fun every once in a while to let one in. It's like a little taste of Yahoo comments.

He's cracking! Soon it will be "MIGHT BE NOT EITHER MEAT OR FISH. NOT SURE. PROBABLY FISH." We can't all be meat.

You have unleashed the troll. I'm glad you did (his comments are hilarious) and without your promotion, I would not have my new favorite insult, "ANYWAY NOT EITHER FISH OR MEAT." Awesome.

"ANYWAY NOT EITHER FISH OR MEAT"

It reminds me of a file holder. Which would be an equally useful item to make out of carbon fiber.

That's OK, he can still work at Gawker, Deadspin or Gizmodo. His spelling will fit right in (until Jesus bans him).

As an SFGate reader, thank you very much! That damn Meebo bar pisses me off EVERY day.

This is pretty bad too.

"This has been Cooking with Jalops, food network's newest breakout star. Next week, we'll grill a cilantro chimichurri skirt steak on the engine of a Miata while competing in an autocross."

I not only eat carrots, I'm growing some in the backyard. I should turn myself in immediately, right?