How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

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Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

“As super-spy photographer and Friend of Jalopnik Brian Williams notes,”

Brian Williams?

I love it! I haven’t seen a devastating grand slam so graphically memorialized since the horrible fall day in 1978 when the toilet got clogged at a Denny’s in Medford.

This is Jose Canseco and a thesaurus.

If the Atlanta mascot isn’t renamed Mike Hawk with this transition, then it’s all a waste.

That’s a financially sound decision. Using a firearm is only affordable if you collect the spent shell casings and reload them with powder, bullet, and primer to use again. Mr. Kalashnikov designed quite the rugged and reliable firearm, but the action tends to eject spent casings erratically. Given the reliability and…

This is the worst thing I have ever heard. You have ruined my day.

Maybe a mule was driving.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

I’ve traveled a lot for business. Left my “mark” in many cities in this great nation.

Ah yes, one of life’s greatest pleasures: jacking it in a place you don’t live. Memories.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

The perpetrator...

I watch ChrisFix videos. He seems to be really knowledgeable and has well edited and concise videos.

“Looks fine to me!” - Andy Reid

I believe that’s called the Monaco Paradox.