If Wall had a father these would be 540 lay ups for sure.

Yes. Relentless masturbation

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

If his tire pressure was correct, that would be possible, but with off like that, there's no chance of saving it

oh... good... Vartox...

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Damn- I ship my Koi to my hotel room-and had to pay $5000 to massage Miss Ecuador. I knew I was doing something wrong...

Oh come on, it's not that bad. May I remind you all that it's the only Hybrid in America that comes in MANUAL?

Laettner was the Justin Bieber of his era, but this is the first indication I've ever seen or heard of any of it getting under his skin...I am torn between my Tarheel alumni hater mode and my empathy for a fellow human.

Screw the NFL. It's not the Dolphins' fault that they can communicate with free agents via echolocation.

Why didn't you include the Just Use the Counter method?

Rumor has it the Packers released A.J. Hawk to avoid a similar suit from the producers of Mask.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

I do not have an answer for this phenomenon. Maybe Stan Musial really liked black olives so this is their way of memorializing him? That's the only answer I can think of. Nothing like washing down 100 black olives with an ice cold Budweiser while sitting under the Arch am I right?

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

"What a jerk. I never pull out of anything." — Antonio Cromartie