Solid decisions being played out here.

His prison nickname will be "Warm Anus"

Not to disagree with you, but he apparently actually changed his legal name to War Machine. In court proceedings though it looks like they are referring to him as Jonathan Koppenhaver anway.

Keep in mind that the elevator footage is not Janay Rice's property, so her permission really doesn't come into it. It's footage of something that happened in a public, if enclosed, space that had a security camera.

Hard labor is not the same as your definition, i.e. mindlessly doing pointless labor. Hard labor, in my experience, is helping to build your parents house, landscaping it with boulders 3 times my size, building a gravel road from scratch at your uncles hunting property, working as a landscaper, and living on a farm.…

Yeah, I bet its common in Philadelphia for restaurants to disrespect their star athletes when the dine in locally. I mean, this is a town that booed freaking Santa Claus.

There is so much wrong with this article, where do I begin? First, it assumes that white people who exclusively date other white people are unfairly denying Black and Asian people something important; as if the chance to have a white lover is prize that people of color are fighting for. Secondly, you're subjecting…

Is having preferences in sexual attraction considered racist now?

Amen. Also a Texan who has lived in other places. I never attempted to adjust my accent, and frankly, people who underestimate my intelligence because of the way I sound are free to do so. A few may find that they have done so at their peril.

YES. I grew up in Texas. My parents are both from the north. I think they were a little horrified after I developed an accent. It's not strong, but I definitely twang a bit here and there and it used to embarrass me. But when I grew up and got a bit more of a sense of self I decided that I like a lot of things about…

Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never..... Oh fuck it lets just string someone up any opportunity we get. Lets destroy her life for being an idiot.

So, if some guy drugged Cee-Lo and forced him to have sex against his will, he'd be cool with that?

There are players right now in the league who are gay. For whatever reason they keep it to themselves. Truth be told, there is no requirement if one is gay to be an activist or a spokesman for gay people. Not everyone wants to do that. Movie stars are not required to be role models just because they are famous. It…

Nah. It was an accident. Good luck proving malicous intent.

Here's a good line from a very good take on Motorsport.com

Frank suffered a concussion at the beer league softball game: When will Major League Baseball address this incident?

He does not. Deadspin does not give two donkey shits about racing, except when they see an opportunity to sensationalize.

You do realize Ward was not killed at a NASCAR event, right?

Mayweather served time in jail for beating up a woman and had some guys beaten up because he thought they stole his jewelry. But no, he's not a thug at all.

Okay, here's my personal take on this. It's only my opinion, so take it at that. From the video (it's on the deadspin post) it doesn't look like Tony "gunned the throttle" to hit Kevin. The throttle blip came at the exact same time as the contact, which could imply it was more of a reflex reaction trying to avoid…