Did he uhh... lose his toupee?

"I would've kicked his ass" - Hope Solo

I can't believe how many people apparently like this asinine comment. And I'm not even a fan of wrasslin'

dork? maybe...nerd? perhaps...asshole? nope, that's you for being so judgmental of another grown man's hobby preference

I mean, I think we've established that she is, yes, a very shitty babysitter with a distorted moral compass, among other things.

Crayola box! Everyone knows you use the peach crayon to color white-people skin!

I guess because he was said to be armed? Yeah...I don't know...

remember that time Lindy West wrote something that was well researched and wasn't judgemental & skewed? Me neither...

This might be the most inaccurate Jezebel headline of all time. She's not on trial yet and the nephew didn't "pull a gun on her." He got a gun to protect himself. This is just bad journalism.

The headline doesn't exactly jive with the report does it? Good on him for taking a stick to her to defend his mom.

That battle with the flip flops felt like the 100 years war. I totally cheered for dude as well.

"You are probably not going to see anyone as drunk as the guy featured in this report"

I don't think we should be so quick to place blame on Hope given the very trying childhood she had.. Think about how she had to stash herself aboard freighters for safe passage, her Spice smuggling occupation in the Maw Cluster, and her clashes with The Hutts. Han was an absent father who left her pretty much isolated…

Wait, so if you don't like the jail you're at you can just threaten a guard and then they have to transfer you because they now have a "conflict of interest?" What a bizarre loophole if this holds up.

Hernandez's attorney is requesting a transfer to a jail without mirrors, where it will be more difficult for the alleged triple murderer to pose a danger to himself.

Yeah. I'm drawn less by the nudity and more by the fact she looks like a victim of a crime. For crying out loud! Who lays half out of their window to tan. Has she never heard of "the ground"?

On Deadspin they'd claim it was Dan Synder's fault.

The Chris Benoit defense might result in a hung jury

It's good to know that Hernandez is likely staying positive.

That young woman from South Carolina should be able to help you out, you should call her.