How fucking dare she?! I bet she was going to use the force of law to steal your guns, religious freedom, homophobia, islamophobia and misogyny too.

Maybe if Republicans didn’t continually insist on violating the basic civil rights against the citizens of the United States Democrats wouldn’t have to continually fight for those rights that are already guaranteed in the Constitution. Maybe you should tell your beloved party to act more like the Americans they are…

Yeah and if unions were better at educating their members that voting Republican is the worst thing you can do for your financial security, maybe we wouldn’t be in this shitty conundrum either.

Wake up at 6am for strength and conditioning, then class, film, practice, stick 4 fingers up my friend’s asshole, dinner, then to bed.

Typical day in the life of a NCAA football player.

You’re really, really, dumb.

Maybe the unions should actually do their jobs. In all reality a union is useless these days.

Funny. Most democrats don’t give a shit where trans people go to the bathroom. It’s the republicans who were making a big deal about it.

TL;DR taint nothing

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Many Southerners are pleased to see a Christian keeping up the tradition of the holiday goose.

This is deadspin. Take your seriousness to another website or insert (seewhatidid) a dick joke into your screed.

Toby joined FSU as an redshirt undersized slot receiver, graduated as starting left tackle. Great series.

A friend of mine (Central Illinois, mid 20's white girl) once referred to black people as “colored”; not because she’s racist, but that that was the proper term. I was absolutely shocked and let her know that definitely NOT the proper term.

i’m not lying. i forgot before what movie it was but i saw a trailer for a documentary on him that’s supposed to play at theaters before the national championship game.

if it makes you feel any better you were probably right for thinking your grandfather was a crazy racist

I’m actually relieved Bowden only said players wear earrings “Because they were raised by their mommas” as opposed to his saying “Because they’re a bunch of total dadgum faggots.”

Bobby Bowden thinks athletes wear earrings because they are raised “by their mommas”

Whatever he’ll be dead soon.