When you put dragon-chasing dipshits in charge of things, you get dragon-chasing dipshit decisions. That’s Corporate America in a nutshell.

“Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.”

Australia may have to update their ‘travel brochure.’

Don’t eat junk food. Especially *THAT* kind of junk food.

Dear shitheels,

Are we talking the original 11 or the additional 25 who joined them ‘because reasons’ in the second vote??

The only way to do this job *healthily* is to do like the French and wine tasting — put it in your mouth, test flavors, spit it out. And even then, the incidental ingestion of the processed sugars dissolved in your saliva will require some reasonable amount of exercise to counteract.

“Wolves believe that sheep have violated an ‘agreement’ that was unilaterally written by wolves to ensure that sheep have no rights.”

Not quite. They’re fine with the rising tides lifting all boats...as long as they’re the only ones with the boats. What nobody tells the average Republican voter is they’ll be lucky to get a life vest. And that’s if the wealthy are feeling really generous. Otherwise, they’ll just piss on the heads of the drowning poor…

SEC Says 11 People Fooled Users Out of $300 Million in Crypto Pyramid Scheme

“I spent $100,000 to skip over all of the game’s grind.”

Pragmatic reality: in a world that is going to have increasing problems with water supplies of all kinds, evaporative cooling is trading a power-consumption problem for a water-consumption problem. With as bad as the water situation is all around the world already, that’s not really a good trade. And an additional…

I’m still trying to figure out how someone who was arrested falls from a police car. But more to the point, how stupid do the police think everyone (who isn’t a racist motherf***er) must be to actually imagine such an improbable explanation was believable? I mean, falling out of a locked police car, while cuffed, is…

My impression of her is that she’s just amazing. In general. Like all the time.

Do these three things ASAP, so you can be just like all the other wealthy people who you’ve spent your whole life being exploited by! It’s the ‘circle of life’ and all that jazz...

Boldly go, Nichelle. Boldly go.

One the one hand, we have ‘convergent evolution’ which is about similar criteria (dog soldier) and forces (how artists are trained to ‘create’ their art) producing highly similar results. On the other hand, we have Occam’s Razor, where, all things being equal, the simplest explanation tends to be the right one. The…

The person in the best position to judge whether a woman is ready to have children IS THE WOMAN. And if she’s certain enough that she’s not ready to have children to the point that she’s willing to go through all the unpleasantness of an abortion (newsflash: it’s *NOT* pleasant), SHE’S NOT READY. And if she’s not…

In an alternate universe Stane and Stark are thick-as-thieves ironmongers with no ethics or concerns. Obediah still tries to have Stark killed because he wants the throne for himself. And Stark burns him down for it, going full-on super villain in the process.

Adjusted odds for a better match of probabilities: