After we're done driving around in my green car can someone help me hook these up?

All the green!

It will not. I purchased a new NC Grand Touring while living in Ft. Collins Colorado back in 2008. Amazing Colorado car, amazing for mountain roads on the weekends. Those weekend get aways were so great, my wife ended up pregnant and the Miata found a new home after just 8 months. I still get a little sad when I see…

This > i8. (That's coming from a BMW fanatic)

He won't face charges, but he's being forced to surrender his license, right?

Do I even have to tell the story? We all know millions were spent, Ford risked it all against the racing ban in Detroit at the time and Nadar's Unsafe at Any Speed, finally Ferrari was the unbeatable juggernaut at Le Mans. This car was a huge gamble. Luckily it was a huge success.

Europe: HA HA, America can't make a good sports car still!

I think I need a sedative.

It's such a pressing question. '65 Mustang... or Miata.

occasionally I do, and occasionally they do

We just try to be us, in the Top Gear context. There is no imitation for the original and to try and do it would be uh, disrespectful to the mothership.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

I am pretty sure I am. Look, I just don't like how cars have to look all menacing. Yeah, yeah, it is fine if it happens to be the Viper's eyelashes glittering at night - but that is the FOOKIN VIPER! I just don't get why every dinky hatchback and minivan must look like it is out hunting for vampires or some shite.…

Pittsboro, NC. My biggest issue has been being able to even afford fixing it. Been a really slow month, and I work on commission. There's just no way I can hire anyone right now, and both me and my father are too busy to get to it for a while. That being said, though, I really miss the damn thing.

Nope your Miata has 1 more cylinder and a convertible top, both are not even OPTIONS on an i8. You have a far superior Automobile, if I do say so myself.

Samurai helmet?

Sadly, the US probably still won't be getting Honda's version of a scorching hot hatch.