“Licence and registration, please”

i haven’t posted since jalopnik changed formats a few years ago but i logged in to say shut the fuck up dr_enzo

Right.

...and she hasn’t even seen the license plate.

I live in the great white north of Toronto... our grey market laws are 15 years, but my grey market import is 24 years young. I picked up a 1992 right hand drive mini from Japan last summer. 1275cc, British racing green, 4 speed manual transmission, right hand drive, pop out side windows, A/C that will never work and…

what? no. you dont worry about traction. you worry about burnouts. burnouts and hauling things. and burnouts while hauling things. doing a brake stand with an engine for your project car in the bed, a slow rolling heater through the neighborhood carrying a load of lumber. hanging the back end out through an…

Christ man, that escalated real quickly. It was like a sleeping lion, and you suddenly grab its tail and it turns around EXTREMELY pissed off yelling and roaring and snarling, and you let that tail the fuck go and back away 20 feet because duh, and it goes right back to sleep.

Man that sounded awesome

This guy in his old school hot rod who got tired of hearing Honda’s rev their engines. Jump to 20 seconds for the fun

Somoene threw a plastic deoderant at my truck. I happened to have a half inch deep well socket sitting in my center console. I threw it at him and it flew right in his open window and hit him square in the face.

///M I doing it right..?

Jason Statham would not approve. He specifically chose the 735i because of the weight balance, performance, and manual transmission.

ok

Is Courtney a REALLY name that can be reasonably applied to both genders? And this is coming from a dude named Casey.

SOON.

You’re onto something here. But in addition to licensing, they also wanted a co-op to refine the working concepts into production-ready technology (it wasn’t by a longshot at the time).

I was working for Bose at the time, writing speeches and catalogues for some of the “big guys”. One guy in particular told me that numerous parties in the automotive industry were interested. The catch was that even though there were working prototypes, the technology wasn’t production-ready which would have cost…

I guess it’s

All around the country, all the time. It’s part of the “C” in ICE (whose “I” part has also been putting up a high profile against human trafficking in relation to the Super Bowl).

So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?