Look, I’m great at TV shows, believe me, I’m gonna make the best car show, and I’m going to make Jeremy Clarkson pay for it.

I was the original owner and all in it was about 10,000$ and my fuel gauge, speedo, and AC never worked right again. I no longer have it due to an unfortunate meeting with a pick up truck that ran a red light. Second time a Volvo save my life.

The ELR... the Caddy that zaps!

The guy I park next to every morning does this. Today it’s 40 degrees and sunny and the wipers are fully erect.

I’ve said it before, but this hateful piece of shit: my old 2004 Chevrolet Malibu.

Chicago’s swingin’ Pump Room! As featured in many a song and Hitchcock film! Here’s a lady dining there at about the same time as the photo above.

For some reason every time I read “Super Cruise” my mind drifts to KITT switching to Super Pursuit Mode. Very cool name.

(Sigh)

Here’s another quote from that column.

I’m a something, Stef, can you Hellcat me?

Cops don’t need a warrant to drive down your street and look out their front windshield either. The horror!

So basically, if he had done this, everything would’ve been been fine:

I’m voting Nice Price but I have no idea why. I just like it for some reason. Now I need to go put on a fresh wife beater, shotgun Milwaukee’s Best, blast some Garth Brooks and sit on my porch while bitching about Obama at 8:30 AM. (What have I become? What is to happen to me?)

Close as stock as you can find 1993 SVT Cobra. There are already examples on eBay going for $25-$30k, this one’s pushing over 130k miles, but it’s also half that price. Foxbody Mustangs are only going up in value these days, and the ‘93 Cobra was arguably the best of the breed.

I mean, come on.

1.) BRONCO

I can see the TV ad now...

“It’s a lease!” He said as he extended his right foot forward on the accelerator.

I wanted to make a joke but it wasn’t hard enough, so here is a semi.

It’s a condition something like 8% of kid have it.