You’re right, Ray. You may be one of the few people with a deep sexual attraction to your automobiles. Weird you’d bring it up now in a completely unrelated topic.

New Raptor post. http://jerryofgarcia.kinja.com/f-22-birds-in-…

ATTENTION IN FA

I AM ThE BORG I have assimilated him... His remains can be seen here...

Marines- recruits HS seniors because they like to indoctrinate theirs young

I give them credit for using the cars—as if keeping them in heated garages under covers and only taking them out for short cruises on sunny weekends is so “manly”.

Did you just call the Marines guarding the White House soldiers...?

Hahaha you beat me to it.

Ok cool story but where is Tyler?

White or red?

This is just silly enough that it might actually work in real life! Especially if you get the no-residue sticky-backing and have the easy-on, easy-off application process. Not even joking here.

You fool, you just blew a million-dollar idea on a dumb internet comment!

My early vote for COTD. You could even get some speed-hole stickers!

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

So.... is Tyler ever coming back?

Dear god - I grew four shades of dumber, just listening to the first ten "hold on, mans".

Adrien Broner? More like Adrien Boner! You know because he's a dick and stuff.

Nobody killed them you ignorant prick. They ran into a jet and died. It was the male drivers fault yet somehow you are blaming the authorities... They shouldnt have run in the first place.

Get a grip, dude. The cops didn't kill her. The driver did.