You know, just last night I was looking at my 3GS and thinking to myself, "My-my this phone is getting long in the tooth! I wonder when the next crop of mobile-related Mac rumors will start hitting the Web."

@Roberto G.: Thanks for the link, I wanna bring this to everyone's attention:

@tallchair: Mostly GT5 as well.

@Novaload:

Reading over a few of the comments, I had a weird thought: Do those practicing the funereal arts make zombie jokes/prepare for the zombie apocalypse?

@Schnell, schnell!: Opulence, I has it: You are correct; I blame my haste and crap work monitor. I cede the point to you, sir.

@pauljones: It's a knit tie, europeans love 'em and they go with everything.

@im10horses: I think we're getting into a discussion of geography. As a resident of Long Island, all of these make sense. For whatever reason, the hummer has fallen out of favor here, though bimmers still hold strong.

@Hombre3000: Samesies.

I've been thinking: I can't picture adam corolla jumping a Cadillac on a dirt track.

@dangertree: Why must discovery keep making us choose?

lightweight.

@Asmo: I got to it from Gizmodo, skinned as a Gizmodo page, and posted by Kat. So yes, it's a giz post that was then disseminated to other Gawker sites, which I would classify as cross-posted.

@The5thElephant: I agree with everything you just said. <3 clicky. (Sorry, too busy to be witty again.)

@cobrajoe is being sued by Shelby: This is true, sometimes you just gotta live your life.

I really hate to be this guy, but I respected him in his "rich man's duel," but you know what you shouldn't take a mortgage out for? Something that loses value as soon as you start it up the first time.

Did this get cross-posted on jezebel or something? There's a lot of humorless harpies complaining about this shining beacon of cleverness.

@Chilli: Best "first!" ever!

@HardwareWars: Fun fact: Just shop online. The apple website in no way verifies your college after you select it in the education store. Now keep that on the DL.

@Frizzaldo...: NO SALT, I SAY.