@OA 5599: Hey! My nextdoor neighbor has one of these. Kickass looking truck.

@DLBlast: Red Hook, baby. Red Hook.

@mikethree: Well, that just about made my day. A-thank you.

This is a great call by Audi. They're obviously quite done with being associated with douchebags, so they've created a PussyMagnet Yellow price barrier. The people that really desire that color are instantly priced out.

Re: lede photo—just found my new iphone lockscreen background!

@TheAntiCat: He was not a composed human being.

@TheAntiCat: And uh on-once they are um, set free they um... um... aha! Yes! They can never ahhh be replaced!

@TheAntiCat: It's umm, ah, yes! It's making, uh uh, my pants um... tighter! Yes!

@Dancing Milkcarton: Okay, so hyperbole is my middle name, still sucks though.

This makes me want to cry inside. The company that we all thought were leading the pack in this sort of haxor utopia was actually mixing the suicide Koolaid®.

@spiegel1: To be precise, it was a movie that got made into a play that got made into a movie featuring will ferrell. [/melbrooks time warp]

@cocoabro: To be fair, New York Mag already ran those pictures of lindsay lohan. They were kinda hot.

@subterfunk: ditto!

@whatne1wuddo: Honestly, I thought they were clever, it's just funnier to consider that he's doing all this to make up for those kind of quirky commercials. Imagine him sitting at a desk somewhere playing internet poker thinking, "Jeez, I still feel bad for that awkward spot I put Seinfeld in. Between that soup nazi…

@whatne1wuddo: I refuse to let those Seinfeld commercials lie. I'm sorry Mr. Gates, the conebone shall not forgive you for the atrocities enacted upon Mr. Seinfeld's career.

@allexedup: Great News! It runs crysis!

@flat4whore: Well it's not like it was Pastrana taking out the garbage...

Well, haven't read the article yet, but I can't unsee that lead image.

@Ben Wojdyla: Speaking as someone who's been wanting to do that forever, I don't see how those stock wheels could possibly hold up to a full-grown adult beer-drinking male's weight...

@notlauf: Is that a curb feeler?