I actually couldn’t care less about this remake, but any chance I get to make fun of the Ghostbusters crybabies, I will take.

I think in the very beginning they were cheap. Here is a picture of the very first Miss America.

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

What is the ostensible reason not to allow an inmate to shower? It's amazing to me the depth of torture we allow prison guards to inflict upon inmates for no reason at all.

If not, he can be in mine.

That’s what I laugh about. Have these fuckers ever heard Donald Trump speak? Or listened to recordings of some of our previous presidents? JFK sounded like he swallowed the city of Boston and a silver spoon. And Lincoln allegedly had an awful speaking voice.

Short answer: the problem is that voice comes out of a Vagina-American.

This is not the fault of Gluten Free! This is the fault of Vegans who often jump on board gluten free shit, because when you’re making a wad of plant bullshit, who cares anymore. We should all die so that animals can live.

I once bought a gluten free cookie because it was made with maple syrup and whole almonds, so I couldn’t resist.... and it tasted like sand (well, maple syrup flavoured sand with whole almonds in it).

I wonder if I can bring my carrion in my carry-on?

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

As a feminist, I am naturally committed to the project of making ALL young boys cease to believe in themselves; either with a woman president or a witchy potion introduced into the water supply, whichever comes first.

My 3 month old son was in TEARS yesterday when he realized only women can be president and that Hillary Clinton hates him. I’m 95% sure that’s why he was upset. Of course I drank his tears to regenerate my power.

He’s not very good at speaking English, though. He speaks Word Salad. Palin-ish if you will.

Yeah!

Right up there with; “when is the straight pride parade?”

Right. Because every mother’s son hasn’t been told that for 200+ years. They may have forgotten?

But what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.

If it’s sexist to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman, is it also demonist to vote for Trump because he’s literally Satan’s bunghole?