I loved when Hillary said there are also young girls out there who will be our President in the future.

Hello! To clarify: I was not being snarky—quite the opposite.

I am now in love with Stephanie Rawlings-Blake and an hour ago I did not know who she was.

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

I'm not crying...you're crying.

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

Bernie Sanders supporters are feeling highly emotional.

Ask Ted Cruz if you could use his bulk discount rate.

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

Cherry: Hillary voted twice for war, Bernie voted twice against war. Every human being has value.

I have a panic attack every time i hear about a democrat who wants to vote for Trump just to spite Hillary.

Are you a guy? Guys are the only ones that don't know that harassment is very common and something every woman over 30 that works outside the house has dealt with at least once.

Well, I guess my column of People I Never Expected To Feel Sympathy For now includes every woman ever employed by Fox News.

The most telling part of the whole week for me was Paul Manafort’s interview on MSNBC in which he said that women are concerned that their husbands can’t afford to pay the family bills. In 2016, this is why he said women will vote for Trump.

Today I was stuck in the car with my grandma and talk turned to politics, and she basically said she wasn’t going to vote for a presidential candidate because she doesn’t like Trump but she’s otherwise voting Republican across the board and she doesn’t like how the Democrats “want to take our money and give it to…

“I don’t follow college sports.”

I loved when Kate McKinnon’s character asked Kristin Wiig’s character how she could stand to wear pointy-toe high heels and Wiig said they’re terribly uncomfortable.