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License to have a kid? I’m all for that.

And so it begins.

We need more partisan political Gawker influence in Jalopnik. There hasn’t been enough since they were justifiably bankrupted.

Another similarly capable or more capable truck falls under, “literally any other vehicle”... But, yeah, any less capable vehicle would have been in quite the pickle (figurative pickle).

What were they talking about? Are you daft? They were talking about what they always talk about: the complete subjugation of the human race!

I didn’t see a jab at Elon Musk at all! Am I missing something?

Here’s a good one from today on the same exact ramp

When a life is threatened by immediate danger, such as a fire, you have to ignore the danger of causing further injury by moving the victim.

The E9 it’s the best looking BMW ever. That rear pillar is pure sex.

Jesus Christ, no one tell Argentina.

Honda Element - will run forever, back seat has more legroom than any car I’ve ever seen (though it’s a pain to get into when in a parking lot with cars on either side due to backwards opening doors), inside is plastic - super easy to clean out and did I mention it runs forever?

Tell me more about these rotary cylinders.

He took it to a BMW dealership, they took one good look at it and said “Yep, that there is a BMW.”

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Pipe dream. Components are future-proofed all the time, it does not mean the actual product is. Future-proofed as in, not having to design and produce the tooling to replace that part in the future - not for upgrade ability. The number of revisions and tweaks that go into a product between iterations means that…

THAT TOUCH SCREEN DOESN’T EVEN WORK WITH GLOVES

Similar to this one from Nissan. People are so dumb.

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.