When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

When I was in the Arabian Sea in 2002, enforcing the UN Blockade on Iraq, I had an incident one night where a dhow (small fishing boat) drifted too close to my warship. It was lighted but apparently unmanned from what we could tell, and was dead in the water and adrift.

What you call politicize we call asking for something more than words to prevent it from happening again. Eat shit.

Here we go again 😒

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

I’d argue the opposite. He knows very much what he can and cannot say. He knows what Comey did when he shot the fucking gun long before appropriate and ran his mouth, imploding trust in the FBI, the CIA and had gotten us into this mess (partially) through Comey’s choices.

We could all ignore him if only everyone knew that his paint-by-numbers liberalism is a complete sham. Flagging doesn’t work. He came at me once with the cowardice of a thousand Retractile Testicles.

No, on this occasion what he said is that Joe Biden once said he likes a bad person.

If a Ham Sandwich wins the Democratic nomination I will vote for the sandwich for the same reason.

This bitch threw her sister under the bus for a shitty state seat. Scumbaggery seems to run in the family.

“Well, shoot, she said she was 18.  Every online bio said she was 18 in 1999.  She was a freshman at Harvard at the time when 99.99% of freshmen are 18. It was a big news story at the time she missed the premier of The Phantom Menace to graduate high school shortly before that, and I’m writing a book to be published…

How on Earth does one get lost for 17 days on an island of only 727 sq. mi.? I mean, that takes WORK. Just picking a “Oh shit, I’m lost” point at random, there’s a 90% probability that you will be within 20 miles (or less) of one Maui’s numerous roads, or from the shore. Even if someone dumped you by helicopter on the…

hahaha nice take. If I was 34 and there was any chance the girl I was dating was under 18, I would be damn sure to ask her age first. I might ask for a copy of the birth certificate.

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

I can’t believe I’m about to stand up for insurance companies, but here we are.

Thankfully the outgoing President doesn’t need to certify the results of the election and the Constitution is very clear on when his term will end. If he does resist I would just love to see the Secret Service hauling him out of the White House.

This episode of black mirror sucks

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

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