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I honestly think the decision to repeal Roe is going to be the death knell for these conservative types. It already played out a bit in last falls midterms. Younger people on the whole are not going to vote for this crap and they are voting a lot more than previous generations. The wackier the right gets the less

Ted is hiding his thumbs which 100% means he feels threatened. Classic blobfish behavior.

One of my Uncles is a colossal Republican simp, this was his bread and butter Xmas joke.

Does anyone actually adhere to this anymore? My family always put one up as a joke but nobody ever was actually expected to kiss. It was mostly used to push two male cousins under it and take a picture of them looking grumpy about it.

Uh, pretty sure Bout is gonna get a katana hellfire missile to the dome the second he shows his face outside of Russia. This screws no one over, it is the right decision. 

This little pipsqueak loser means absolutely nothing to me as a man. I don't give a single shit about anything he says in his loser exit speech. Now please excuse me while I do my best to respect women and democracy and never vote for anyone in his party while enjoying being a decorated veteran and old ass millennial. 

I heard an NPR pundit say after these midterms MAGA now stands for "many Americans got annoyed - with election deniers and conspiracy pushers".

No fricken way. Trump and DeSantis are like trying to plug the positive ends of two magnets together. They both have too massive egos to coexist. I cannot believe that is a possibility. DeSantis saw how Trump treated Pence. Anyone alive should know being his VP would be a nightmare. 

He was under legal threat of being deposed and he didn’t want to admit that the Twitter acquisition was a smokescreen for him to dump a ton of Tesla stock while it was tanking. He decided it was better to swallow a bitter pill than open himself up to that can of worms. Basically he’s an idiot but he has lawyers who

Simple solution here, delete your Twitter app. Ignore tweets in media posts. Twitter is dead.

I had a long term girlfriend in high school who’s parents forbid her from watching or reading anything Harry Potter but for some reason Lord of the Rings movies were fine. It seems the distinction came down to whatever nonsense their religious leader said on Sunday. They asked me to accompany them a few times but

He took sub-par contracts for YEARS allowing the Patriots to be dominant in signing superstar weapons. I mean wife guy doesn't really add up at this point. Giselle funded New England's success I guess.

I've been watching YouTube clips of Trevor Noah's Daily Show mostly since the 2016 election and he has been an absolute joy. I wish him well on future endeavors. He really embraced an ensemble of comedians and put out great content for a very long time. I loved that aspect where he would introduce a comedian to

The result of the Roe v Wade overturning is that as a male heterosexual I will never attempt to have a child unless my partner absolutely wants it and has incredibly good health insurance. I’m basically off in the wind at this point. No way I’m risking impregnating someone else and my minimum deductible vastly exceeds

Anyone who has casually followed this guy's career knows he's a hysterical weirdo. How he keeps getting coaching jobs is beyond me, I wouldn't trust him to man a BBQ let alone shepherd a legion of babies into adults. 

Doesnt surprise me in the least. All my conservative co-workers like to taunt me about his approval ratings until I explain to them that those people mad with Biden are never going to vote R. We just want him to step away because he's completely failing on climate change, Afghanistan withdrawal, protecting women's

Hes already gone for let it ride till the midterms mode. We won't see any serious political action or prosecution of political criminals until after September. It's not a stupid move but it's infuriating. 

I get the impression that Pratt is a dummy raised in a Christian bubble who is just used to using that language and is just now realizing that most of society in America associates that with really negative stuff.

Ironically led by a black man. Originalists suck, it's not 1776 anymore, the first draft of the constitution was pretty messed up.

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