Sorry if your feelings got hurt, whitey

I’ll vouch

That was conchsensual!

Heart of the issue right here, and no one talks about it, they just cry about lootboxes

REKT

Oregon?

Fuck

The fucking HORROR

Personally, I’m just kind of laughing at all these dudes just getting owned. I hope it never stops.

How do you feel about train schedules, though

yooooooo

Damn, that’s kinda fucked up. Think I’ll wait to see how the updates and DLC pan out.

What?! That is the single greatest title for anything, let alone a tv show, that I have ever heard!

It’s dope, you should watch it.

That’s because there is no inherent value in humans anymore, beyond what you can market to them.

If I ever get cripped up, this will instantly be my move. I fucking love Disneyland.

You’re leaving money on the table, playa

Is it low-hanging fruit to point out that C.K. would have benefited greatly from such a service?

I need you to seduce my girlfriend so that I can dump her without guilt.

I like the cut of your jib