ayyyyyy thats the joke

::spurts blood from severed thumb::

Ugh, how is such a thing possible with a AAA title of this scale and scope?

It’s almost as if this were a video game blog

This review is ridiculous. Ignore it and form your own opinion, or read the on Erik Adams put up today.

Accurate

HOLDENATORS HOOOOO

That .39 cheeseburger deal was ridiculous. I’d get 20 burgers at a clip, just because I could. And yes, the Big King was absolutely better.

slamdunk

Why am I gray now all of a sudden. Ugh.

Did you read Ennis’ whole run? Once he was able to move away from the tights-n-fights side of things, the story became much more about this maniac vigilante and the momentum of his insanity. I found it to be fascinating at times.

life is so medocre, boring, and tragic. we should all just be better and cooler, but, alas

I literally can not produce enough semen to deal with these revelations

::sprays jism all over his cramped dorm, while headmaster looks on and molests his own nipples::

and that is the 1000% unvarnished truth.

Also the Dark Tower is trash

I’m cumming with the unstoppability of a white trash river raft trip at Wildwater Kingdom, fwiw

But at the same time, how EASY is this shit to cum to?!

I literally live to masturbate to Thomas episodes. Hmu if you want to know how hard I’ve masturbated to this garbage