Ok well thats a relief! From the headline I was thinking they were hoping to find the password written on his hand in pen or something. 

“Of course cryptocurrencies are legitimate! I’ll explain more, after we dig up this dead body.”

Tbh, they had limited options when maintaining the “GT_” line:

YEAH BUT WHAT IF IT LOOKED LESS LIKE A FERRARI AND MORE LIKE A NISSAN WITH A BOOMBOX HANDLE ON THE BACK?!?!?///////

I’m picturing a Tata Nano on an 84 month loan and it hurts my soul.

You can lead a yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.

What they need are longer financing terms.

It’s probably been the end goal all along. That’s why they had to seal the tech, so they can produce their own.

Carlos? 

I just want to know if there’s a nudity cheat code.

You would be surprised how many units we move in late December that are gifts. Usually it’s Dads and Husbands making little Bella/Ethan a very happy kid or shutting up the wife for a week. But my favorite car as a gift story was in 2015.

If it is indeed a power bar. Maybe it’s a combo meter, and Jesus gets extra Messiah Points for miracles made before it runs out. Or something.

30 HP Canadian is only like 22 HP American, though.

I personally don’t feel that any first generation 3D console games have aged well. The camera positions are weird, the controls are awkward, and (least importantly), the graphics look awful. I tried playing Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time a few years ago and I just can’t do it anymore. I can happily go back and play…

Man, half a cent is really cheap for some fries!

Florida would like a word with you.

Had the runs when parked.

What a crappy way to put out a fire.

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.