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Silicon Valley IS NOT WORTH VISITING.

And this is why the Republican party is completely irrelevant in California now.

I was sure you were done after that frame discovery. Then the head crack came up and I assumed you were doubly done. But man, If anyone in the world can take this pile of utter rusted shit to Moab and back it’s you. I'm rooting for ya! 

Got to see one of these in person. What a wild looking machine! 

Never drove a Caliber but I did test drive a Compass. That was the worst shitcan I’ve ever taken out. It felt like it was broken and it had 15ish miles on it. And my god that interior... It was already rattling. The salesman asked me what I thought afterwards and I told him I’d rather take a bus then get back in that

California is a 2 plate state but they don’t seem to enforce it. I ripped the front plate off my XJ while wheeling it and I left it off for almost 10 years before reinstalling it to get a sign off from the CHP for an unrelated fix it ticket (wanted to play it safe) . I never once had a problem in all those years. 

This one is really hard. I shouldn’t like it but I do.

We have to register and title them in California. Hopefully the thieves don’t rattle can those old ones black and then beat on them. That happened to a buddy of mine :(

I'd have just gotten out of the car and walked away. 

Hah. I completely forgot that happened. I was listening to the Cohen thing at work all day. 

I met one of the guys behind this game and played an incomplete version of it for a bit at the Unity showcase at GDC last year. Really nice world they built and in today’s chaotic times I could use a non combat game to relax too.

And we've found the heroin dealer on here. 

4 new tires for my 14 Grand Cherokee was about $800 out the door.

Take heart. My preteen nephews are done with Fortnite. They said it got “boring and stupid” and have moved onto other games. The end is nigh. 

Secret of Mana did it for me. I was in 6th grade when it came out and all I did all day in class was daydream about how I was gonna play the shit out of it when I got home.

I spent way to much time playing this as a kid, but I never did beat it. This was my first experience with actively glitching a game though. If you high jumped off screen in certain towns and used the fairy spell while off screen, you would “fall” into some weird beta town. Leaving the beta town would spawn you in

I thought our Grand Cherokee was silly until we had a baby (wife really wanted one) . Getting the kiddo in and out of the car seat, and having a nice spot to change her in the back really helps out. Plus the storage in the rear is good and we can tow our popup camping trailer with ease. And yeah it does sit in an

Stop reminding me those are supposed to be a thing now. 

Was thinking container ship, but yeah. 

I was a kid when this came out, it was definitely not cool. The hologram effect only worked well if you were standing in exactly the right spot and if you leaned into the game you could easily see the crt that it was playing on.