Fake Tapper!

Barron bought one for him, but he just hasn't seen his dad yet to give him the mug.

I'm guessing the framed Cat Fancy with Trump on the cover just down the hall is fake too.

I saw an ad for King Arthur and thought to myself, "I haven't seen Excalibur in years."

I can't possibly be racist, I have friends who are black olives.

Seemed reasonable until I saw black olives. Black olives are disgusting.

I miss the days when I had absolutely no idea who this guy is.

It'll be the title of a surprise Wilco album released this spring.

I misread this as "load bearing balls".

So that's why everybody was staring at me as I drank my Anderson Valley Blood Orange Goses as I floated down the N. Umpqua. That or the fact that I wasn't wearing pants.

I don't think they can or bottle, but I really like Courtyard Brewing (especially their "Sonic Youth in 1983") when I'm in New Orleans.

I hope so.

I wish this feud would have happened in 1991 instead of 2016.

Kinda surprised Mudhoney's "Into Yer Shtik" isn't on this list. "Why don't you blow your brains out too?"

She had it going on in 2003, but now . . . the years have not been kind.

I love this so much I hate it. Or I hate it so much I love it. I don't even know anymore.

Was the mother also a queen? Cause if she's dead and all . . .

Accept it? I'd prefer it.

Nick Cave. I feel like I should love his music, but it just doesn't do it for me.

Eric Clapton: great guitar player, mostly horrible songwriter.