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I feel like you do you, but seriously, I would not to walk around feeling my wet blood pooling on my pants.

It seems really uncomfortable to me. All of that wetness just resting there and going every which way! I hate that feeling when I wear pads. A period cup wouldn’t have worked?

I would be SO mad if someone posted a pic of me with runner’s shits on the internet. On the other hand, maybe if I shit myself to highlight the lack of sanitation in developing countries, I, too, could turn my bodily fluids into a PR campaign.

My boyfriend’s dad said this to me with a straight face. He was totally serious. Except he said “menses” instead of “period”, which made everything worse.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

i mean i’ve seen published, non-pixelated photos of marath0n runners with literal shit running down their legs

I grew up in NYC as well. I know people who did the junior year nose job. I still think the teenage years are a shit time to make decisions like this when you are still growing mentally and physically. I don’t care how “deformed” you look, high school plastic surgery is not a good thing.

I can’t imagine being Kylie and having teenage hormones, having the Kardashians as sisters (who even though have had a ton of work themselves, were always gorgeous women), and then the added pressure of the media looking at you and scrutinizing every last detail.

They never should have let that girl have her lips done before she turned 18. That is just stupid parenting.

speaking of stopping plastic surgery before it’s too late, John Travolta.

It makes me think of the crease under my boobs. In the summer they are like two extra armpits.

Team Miley

Oh no. Bracing myself for Taylor’s response, which will be one part perpetual victimhood, one part martyrdom, and one part girl power.

The words ‘tittie” and “pit” together makes me think about where mine end up when I’m on my back.

But ask the titty-owner first, please!

“I don’t get the violence revenge thing,” Cyrus told Marie Claire. “That’s supposed to be a good example? And I’m a bad role model because I’m running around with my titties out? I’m not sure how titties are worse than guns.”

A) The covers aren’t nearly as racy as they were during the Scavullo years;

Okay, this is all... something I can’t get excited about, because these magazines suck for women anyway (ETA: which is not to say that I never enjoy them), but wait, that’s Demi Lovato?!? Isn’t she only in her early twenties? I thought it might be Demi Moore at first glance!

This is old school. Like bracelet stacking Cartier Love bracelets is hot now, this was how you showed excess as a young white idiot with money back in the day.

I am slightly obsessed with her.