agreed; i’m very pleased that this dude is being *so open* about his complete lack of dateability/value to people in general.

That’s some high level/quick hands Photoshop!! ALSO YOUR RATE IS ZERO SIR

Nic Pizzolatto sits down to write.

:) thanks!!

He’s looks exactly like the kind of guy who would wear a shirt like this.

So, who is going to cc the fine people at North Face to get their cease and desist form letter ready?

I take it you will be wed in the spring?

I vomited in my mouth.

Bro has bro-y T-Shirt and backer-bros, doesn’t really compute his bro-yness.

I find it astonishing that people like this really exist, in real life, and not just on the internet hidden behind anonymous screen names. Like he wasn’t even vaguely chagrined.

He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

There is no part of me that wants to see this film but I will stare at photos of MBJ all day long, no shame, cause he is legit beautiful.

“I’m a toe guy,” he said. “Your toes are fine.”

These asshats are like every street harasser ever-

That whole “Jeez, just take the compliment” line is the exact same defense made by jerks who catcall and harass women on the street. Not OK in either context.

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

Know how I know this didn’t happen in Florida?