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Biden gifs, activate!

Oh crap. I forgot about Diana Ross being her mother-in-law.

You deserve a Pulitzer or a Nobel Peace Prize or an Oscar for this.

She’s got a rogue comma here: July, 30 2015

you are absolutely right about using too many fonts hahaha

I will never forgive the person that started the Starbucks secret menu website. It made my time there hell. I had so many people look at me like I was an idiot when I didn’t know what went in a banana split frappicino or a birthday cake one. No. Stop. Order off the damn menu that already has like 50 options and stop

I’m not a trophy hunter, so maybe I’m just ignorant about such things, but I don’t even understand his desire to shoot a big-ass elephant. He couldn’t bring home any “trophy” from such a kill, could he? Elephant ivory is illegal as shit in the US, is it not? What was he going to bring home? A picture and the warm,

The man lives in Minnesota. He’s most likely hiding in his cabin. Or a friend’s cabin.

But is there a real chance that the US will extradite him? Because I don’t think so. I hope so. But they won’t.

i’m concerned about what you are implying right now.

This: People who are selling you a product never tell you to use *less* of it than necessary.

the only thing i’m at risk for when eating a pot cookie is being unable to leave my bed and watching too many nicolas cage movies. How do yall have so much energy

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

No

He’s a supremely shitty singer songwriter who likes to do “ironic” covers of black artists.

He does white boy covers of Rap songs that his audiences prefer because it is “classier” “more musical” etc. He also makes white boy bland music.

Ballsack. Can you imagine?

Eh, I don’t remove any hair anymore, except for my lip and select parts of my eyebrows. #team70s

Fucking yup. If some maniac attempts to beat me to death, damn right I can tell my story for money if I so choose. Fuck this whining woman beater.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.