I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".

I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…

Right. This is like claiming that "Orgasm" and "Deep Throat" are just random words that came to Francisco Nars in a dream.

There has never been anything more intentionally sexual than makeup called "Underage Red" and "Lolita." Maybe she has little to nothing to do with the process besides saying "okay" and then promoting it, and I do believe she seems like the kind of person who has no idea what Lolita is actually about. Like, she…

These are all stories of HEROES.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

I think that is what happened to Kills up there, tbh

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

But it made me SO MAD at Jeremy.

Hi, I'm Withnail. I went to NYU and was "poor" and smoked tons of weed, and I'm an "Abbi".

This is the real reason why I basically hate Girls and love Broad City.

That is exactly how I feel about Nicki. I generally don't stan. But.... stanning for them always and forever.

I don't like Beyonce. Am I human?

Kayte. Kayte. Kay-te.

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

Stop trying to make that a thing!

I can't with celebrities who trademark and sue over phrases they certainly didn't originate like "this sick beat". As far as I know Peaches Monroe coined the term "eyebrows on fleek" in a vine video. But I'm pretty damn sure neither of those two came up with it anyway.