I currently live in Bordeaux, France and in June I'll be moving to Ethiopia, so if you need any more volunteers in the future please let me know, this is awesome!

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Nick Cave once said goths were like cockroaches— because it just never dies and you can't kill it and it'll outlive the whole focking lot of you! Just another of the many reasons to love Mr. Cave.

WHYYYYY do dudes think women give a shit about their dicks????? I absolutely, 100% do not care about your dick, unless I'm about to do something with said dick, in which case you will know I care about your dick because I will be paying attention to and directly referencing your dick. Like in what world is that…

Getting circumcised at 15 seems like exactly the worst thing to do.

Tina, Amy and Jane Curtin actually doing the weekend update was super.

Maya Rudolph, you perfect shimmering mermaid.

I find Lauer to be so fucking awkward, I'm not sure why he is on TV.

Those look like extensions on the middle one, so I feel like they've already had this fight.

Melissa McCarthy is fucking killing it. This dress is awesome. I don't know why, it just is.

QUEEN.

idk what is going on here, but I fucking love it.

Borrowing Bristol's clothes.

I was thinking that's one of the better looks I've seen on her, but then I like black turtlenecks more than a person oughta.

No love for Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom? Both of whom looked dashing.

Oh. My. God. Caribou Barbie has graduated to Caribou Cougar and it is a sight to behold.

Not from the red carpet, BUT. The shot of the night.

Do you think if one of the sisters of HAIM decides to cut her hair the band will break up?

Greatest Klaus Nomi tribute performance ever.

Oooh! You got served! Its on!