What was the accent??

I stopped reading this when you said that your favorite Hanson brother was Isaac. Isaac?! Are you fucking serious Mark?? Everyone knows the hotness order was Taylor, Zack, then Isaac. I feel like I don't even know you any more.

I love that they took turns on who was Kanye and who was Kim. Well done. Also just realizing Kanye could be my tomboy style muse even though i'm a tiny lesbian lady.

I always thought Sondra Huxtable was hotter than Claire. She had a nice, pleasant voice as well.

I don't know...I'm more impressed with Cowboy Hat. If only everyone responded to douchebags with a hearty "You're not doing that shit, motherfucker."

I think there's a bit of a miscommunication going on though- she only "has to" make decisions because she hates every decision he makes, and feels she must control his. When men do this, it's controlling/abusive, and it sounds like she's verging on that line herself.

That's exactly the point. Internet porn is free, which makes nudes boring and passé. So to make it exciting again, these pervs seek out the illicit pleasure of stealing nudes from unwilling victims.

Total lawyer heaven. As of June 2014, police need a warrant to look through an arrestee's cell phone. California fought that law and got smacked down by the Supreme Court so lawyers will be all over this.

The lack of consent is pretty much the entire motivation.

Porn may be free, but it's the nonconsensual aspect that gets these guys' rocks off. They like the power dynamic involved in taking private photos that don't belong to them and weren't given to them freely by these women. It's really fucking gross.

Since when are nudes such a fucking commodity. Holy shit. It might as well be money or jewels to some of these degenerate fuckers. They just cannot resist.

I'm Indian, and once an old white lady thought I was Padma Lakshmi and asked me for cooking tips, even though I was like 15 and was wearing Lycra sweatpants

I also really hope he understands what a masterwork I Know What You Did Last Summer is, too.

Reba's greatest performance, though, was her Academy Award worthy turn in Tremors.

He inspired me. A favorite present was this lovely Barbie. And he inspired me to learn how to sew.

She totally should have rocked the plastic bra top from that runway show, too. As for the phone case....Check Ebay.

I give you the cheap knock off! http://www.ebay.com/itm/COVER-case…

Tiny dogcessory, lots o' pink, hair extensions...oh hey 2003. Nice to see you again.

I also kind of want your kitchen.

Hootenanah and Bubbaloo